Let's Play Either/Or....

[CarnivalBarker]

Okay, you pick, and then you post a question of your own, for the next person. All must be either/or format, and I hope you aim to make it a difficult choice. I'll start us all off:

Either getting jacked off by the your celebrity crush (or girls...fingered by your celebrity crush) OR intercourse with the girl (or guy) you dislike the most in real life? For this question, tell us who the crush and the girl/guy is also!

 

[MatthewVett]

Okay, you pick, and then you post a question of your own, for the next person. All must be either/or format, and I hope you aim to make it a difficult choice. I'll start us all off:

Either getting jacked off by the your celebrity crush (or girls...fingered by your celebrity crush) OR intercourse with the girl (or guy) you dislike the most in real life? For this question, tell us who the crush and the girl/guy is also!

This is easy. I'd take a handjob from Lucy Liu over fucking my ex anyday. Lucy's a goddess. Those eyes are just entrancing...

Either spending the day at work completely nude or having your friends see a sex tape of you?

 

[BATEMAN_PATRICK]

Would you rather get a massive erection and yell as loud as you can "blowjob" everytime you heard the ice cream man coming down the street, or shit your pants every time you see an attractive woman.

 

[Trucken]

This is easy. I'd take a handjob from Lucy Liu over fucking my ex anyday. Lucy's a goddess. Those eyes are just entrancing...

Either spending the day at work completely nude or having your friends see a sex tape of you?

Wow, that's a tough one. Um, I'm gonna have to go with the sex tape since my place of work can be anywhere from a crowded gym to a public street. Plus I work with my dad, so that would be weird. Sure, my friends would certainly mock me if they saw a sextape of me but they do that anyway.

Would you give up sex for the rest of your life (still allowed to masturbate and use sex toys) OR would you give up meat (all kinds) for the rest of your life?

 

[knottygirl]

Wow, that's a tough one. Um, I'm gonna have to go with the sex tape since my place of work can be anywhere from a crowded gym to a public street. Plus I work with my dad, so that would be weird. Sure, my friends would certainly mock me if they saw a sextape of me but they do that anyway.

Would you give up sex for the rest of your life (still allowed to masturbate and use sex toys) OR would you give up meat (all kinds) for the rest of your life?

That's a tough one. If the question was which would I rather give up for the next 10 years, then I would say meat. But for the rest of my life? I'm going to give up sex because I expect my ability to enjoy it will diminish with time, but a filet mignon will taste just as good when I'm 70 as it does today.

Threesomes: MMF or MFF?

 

[Aconitum19]

That's a tough one. If the question was which would I rather give up for the next 10 years, then I would say meat. But for the rest of my life? I'm going to give up sex because I expect my ability to enjoy it will diminish with time, but a filet mignon will taste just as good when I'm 70 as it does today.

Threesomes: MMF or MFF?

MMF obviously, have done both but prefermreceiving the attention myself and why not

either being watched during intercourse or watching someone else?

 

[ilovetoeat42]

MMF obviously, have done both but prefermreceiving the attention myself and why not

either being watched during intercourse or watching someone else?

Watching someone else.

Being caught by your parents, or catching your parents?