Just want to say hi :)

[yoursecretwife]

Just wanting to say and hopefully there is room here for me Not exactly sure what im looking for other than meeting some nice friendly people.

Just a note about myself so that I don't offend anyone. I am married to the love of my life but unfortunately he works over seas for almost half of the year which has started to leave me rather lonely as of late now that most of my friends are busy with kids and a hubby. I only have the step mom duties to keep me busy and am extremely lacking in the hubby department. He does not know about me trying to meet people here at least for now anyways. Just wanted to get that out so that if its an issue I won't waste anyones time.

Yikes! Ramble over

Im fun, open minded & looking forward to connecting with some of you here. Any tips advice would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Sir_Sydney]

hi wifey

How's things today

 

[yoursecretwife]

hi wifey

How's things today

Very good Did some shopping and am winding down now with a glass of red, so no complaints here!

 

[riverrunt]

Very good Did some shopping and am winding down now with a glass of red, so no complaints here!

welcome to Lit, so glad you are here

 

[Sir_Sydney]

sounds like a sunday evening to enjoy!!!!

so why 'yoursecretwife' ??

 

[yoursecretwife]

sounds like a sunday evening to enjoy!!!!

so why 'yoursecretwife' ??

I don't know, I guess because im secretly here at the moment & its hard to come up with a name.. I sat there for 5 minutes typing and erasing bad ones!

 

[Sir_Sydney]

hahahahaha.... I like your choice

 

[RawHumor]

So how old are you? What are you looking for? Are you submissive/dominant/vanilla/kinky/witchcrafty?

Just trying to help you to get connections more than just the standard horny net geek "Look, a woman!"

https://youtu.be/ESt41QN9ako

 

[yoursecretwife]

So how old are you? What are you looking for? Are you submissive/dominant/vanilla/kinky/witchcrafty?

Just trying to help you to get connections more than just the standard horny net geek "Look, a woman!"

https://youtu.be/ESt41QN9ako

ooops! I thought i put some of that info on my profile. It must not have saved. Ill fix it

 

[RawHumor]

ooops! I thought i put some of that info on my profile. It must not have saved. Ill fix it

Ah hah! My apologies. You did add it to your profile. Normally I do look at profiles but so many people (especially new people) have blank profiles, so I was lazy this time.

My apologizes for assuming.

So are you looking for particular age range? Men? Women? Aardvarks?

 

[yoursecretwife]

Ah hah! My apologies. You did add it to your profile. Normally I do look at profiles but so many people (especially new people) have blank profiles, so I was lazy this time.

My apologizes for assuming.

So are you looking for particular age range? Men? Women? Aardvarks?

Im pretty open minded. My hubby is quite a few years older than me so age has never really been an issue for me. Just want to connect with fun people.

 

[Aguy4fun]

Hi secret

 

[RockyRoll]

Home Alone is ok as a holiday movie but not what you sign up for when you get married.

 

[jasonmason]

Just wanting to say and hopefully there is room here for me Not exactly sure what im looking for other than meeting some nice friendly people.

Just a note about myself so that I don't offend anyone. I am married to the love of my life but unfortunately he works over seas for almost half of the year which has started to leave me rather lonely as of late now that most of my friends are busy with kids and a hubby. I only have the step mom duties to keep me busy and am extremely lacking in the hubby department. He does not know about me trying to meet people here at least for now anyways. Just wanted to get that out so that if its an issue I won't waste anyones time.

Yikes! Ramble over

Im fun, open minded & looking forward to connecting with some of you here. Any tips advice would be greatly appreciated.

Welcome to Lit. I hope you find what you are looking for. I never mind chatting with a married lady

 

[AJScooch]

PM sent.

 

[mikenchicago]

Welcome secret . Would love to chat sometime

 

[Dogoda]

Welcome. Hope you find what you are missing.

 

[1sickbastard]

Im fun, open minded & looking forward to connecting with some of you here. Any tips advice would be greatly appreciated.

1) Welcome to the forums.
2) Find a few forums/threads of interest to you and interact. This is just like (if you'll pardon the analogy) a party. You can be a wall flower or you can dive right in and join some conversations. Guess which one will yield better results in making some connections?
3) Avoid needless drama.
4) Add a bit more to your profile. Since you're (presumably, cat-fishing happens) female, you may want to include something about unsolicited cock-shots, dick-pix, crass invitations to cyber/voice/hook-up irl. If you like that thing, say so and your pm box will blow-up quick. If you don't it will blow-up somewhat slower, but you'll feel better about deleting them out of hand.
4a) Something in your profile about your like, but particularly your dislikes/turn-off is usually a good idea.
5) You are not obligated or responsible for any guy orgasm (or lack of ability to achieve one). Never let anyone (but mostly guys) make you think otherwise.
6) Remember to relax and enjoy you time here, and don't take it to seriously.
7) Good luck!

 

[medicineman999]

1) Welcome to the forums.
2) Find a few forums/threads of interest to you and interact. This is just like (if you'll pardon the analogy) a party. You can be a wall flower or you can dive right in and join some conversations. Guess which one will yield better results in making some connections?
3) Avoid needless drama.
4) Add a bit more to your profile. Since you're (presumably, cat-fishing happens) female, you may want to include something about unsolicited cock-shots, dick-pix, crass invitations to cyber/voice/hook-up irl. If you like that thing, say so and your pm box will blow-up quick. If you don't it will blow-up somewhat slower, but you'll feel better about deleting them out of hand.
4a) Something in your profile about your like, but particularly your dislikes/turn-off is usually a good idea.
5) You are not obligated or responsible for any guy orgasm (or lack of ability to achieve one). Never let anyone (but mostly guys) make you think otherwise.
6) Remember to relax and enjoy you time here, and don't take it to seriously.
7) Good luck!

Good advise... Think I might use some if it as well.. Lol

 

[lonelynhornyhub]

I feel for you,not sure which is worse, hubby being away so much,or like me,wife is home but never wants sex or intimacy

 

[sea7688]

You have my sympathy. I am happily married but my wife travels almost every week for work. I appreciate others to chat with to fill the void

 

[HerMessenger]

Just wanting to say and hopefully there is room here for me Not exactly sure what im looking for other than meeting some nice friendly people.

Just a note about myself so that I don't offend anyone. I am married to the love of my life but unfortunately he works over seas for almost half of the year which has started to leave me rather lonely as of late now that most of my friends are busy with kids and a hubby. I only have the step mom duties to keep me busy and am extremely lacking in the hubby department. He does not know about me trying to meet people here at least for now anyways. Just wanted to get that out so that if its an issue I won't waste anyones time.

Yikes! Ramble over

Im fun, open minded & looking forward to connecting with some of you here. Any tips advice would be greatly appreciated.

Hi YSW, welcome to lit I feel for you - I lived away from the love of my life for a solid 18 months and it was some of the hardest times ever. There's that horrible dead time after the kids are asleep, but before you go to bed where you're just trying to fill in a gap. If you feel like a chat, always feel free to give me a pm Hope you have a good time here - they're a pretty great bunch!

 

[1sickbastard]

Good advise... Think I might use some if it as well.. Lol

Advice for the guys is somewhat different, mostly:
-Don't send cock shots, dick pix or requests to cyber/voice/hook-up irl to any woman unless you've interacted with her enough on the public boards and she's very clearly indicated she's interested AND you've exchanged enough pm's to know for certain.
-The ladies here seem to love intelligence, wit and humor. The definitely enjoy interacting with a man who understands the subtle art of flirting.
-Grammar, punctuation and spelling count nearly as much as being able to express one's self in an intelligent, articulate manner. (Example here, the difference between advise (which is a verb, present imperfect tense) and advice (which is a noun). A good mnemonic for that; "If you want my advice, I shall advise you."
-Remember the Ladies of Lit are here for their own reasons. As a rule, they are NOT cam-girls, strippers, prostitutes or porn stars. Most are highly educated, very successful professionals. Just about all the ladies here can spot a big steaming pile of horseshit a mile away, though pea-soup fog on a moonless night.
-Pictures of your junk as your avatar; really? Your av is you public face here, the first impression that says something about you as a person. Your dick just isn't that special. If it was, you be a male porn star, wouldn't you? But you're not, so get over yourself already. (Note: the 'you' here is meant in the generalized sense, not directed at you in particular) A cock avatar (aka cockatar) is basically saying, "Yep, I'm a dick"

 

[kdb]

Your mailbox is full

I tried to PM you

 

[funlovingflirt]

hello Secret. Always eager to chat with a new secret friend.