A Snake Came In The House

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Found a snake in my bathroom yesterday. Lotsa rain for a week flushed them outta the swamp. He was some species of water-snake. Hadda kill him cuz he made capture a pain in the ass. Had one hanging out near the front door but chased him off.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking hell. And I moan about spiders.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Water snakes are nasty little creatures whose first instinct is to always bite and you never know what nice little bacterial are still lodged in their teeth from their last meal. I'll gladly pick up and save a rat or corn snake, but I just kill those little fuckers on sight.

Same thing goes for sweat bees and honey bees in my pool. I learned long ago that if you rescue a sweat bee, the only thing you're going to get is stung, so I drown them. Honey bees just dry their wings off and go about their business, so I save them.

 

[RawHumor]

Is this thread a euphemism?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Is this thread a euphemism?

He was anally violated?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Is this thread a euphemism?

Its about how your ma came to conceive you. In a short skirt with no pants then sat on a snake.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That means you have a snake sized hole somewhere in your house.

 

[Bidin~Time]

That might freak me out too much to live there a minute longer.

 

[jezzilee]

I save spiders all the time. They eat stupid bugs I don't like. I like snakes, unless they are trying to bite me. If saving is impossible without bodily harm, that sucks.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I have snakes in my garden and leave them in peace but they cant come inside or resist leaving. Theyre not illegals with rights!

 

[trysail]

Water snakes are nasty little creatures whose first instinct is to always bite and you never know what nice little bacterial are still lodged in their teeth from their last meal. I'll gladly pick up and save a rat or corn snake, but I just kill those little fuckers on sight...

Water snakes are aggressive mofos and all but indistinguishable from cottonmouths.




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[4est_4est_Gump]

Water snakes are aggressive mofos and all but indistinguishable from cottonmouths.




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Exactly. Why take the chance?

 

[thør]

We only have two-legged snakes in Alaska.

 

[Recidiva]

We only have two-legged snakes in Alaska.

But the mosquitos can mug you and make off with your wallet.