Ulaven_Demorte
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Like death and taxes.
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http://www.makemechic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/zipper3.bmp
not that i can even wear heels anymore, let alone walk in them
not that i can even wear heels anymore, let alone walk in them
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who needs to wear a pair of these when just having a single one on a shelf is a piece of art in itself?
http://styleastyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Latest-Red-Wedding-High-Heels-Shoes-2014-1.jpg
http://styleastyles.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Latest-Red-Wedding-High-Heels-Shoes-2014-1.jpg
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Well sunk~in~a~ditch. I will fix this.
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BabblingBrooke
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The thing is, I know they're sexy, but I can't walk in them. Certainly being able to walk is more important than wearing heels...
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practice!
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Ugh....
jezzilee
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Come on!!! Just wear them around the house til you can walk normally in them. Start low, go higher and higher.
BabblingBrooke
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But, flip flops, chucks, and ballet flats are my style. Plus, tallish. Yeah. I'll leave the heels to you, Jez. 
Ulaven_Demorte
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Naah. Haven't you seen "Into the Woods"?
Cinderellas evil stepmother trying to get the glass slipper to fit the step-sisters.
As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters,
and Florinda's foot, into her own hands.
Careful my toe!
Darling I know
What do we do?
It'll have to go.
But when you're his bride
you can sit or ride,
you'll never have to walk!
(Florinda screeches)
Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince's horse,
unaware of the blood dripping from the slipper.
Lucinda was next.
Why won't it fit?
Darling be still.
Cut off a bit of the heel and it will.
And when you're his wife,
you'll have such a life,
You'll never need to walk!
(Lucinda screeches)
Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain.
It's a perfect fit, Your Highness.
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You know, the image tag is there for a reason, right?
http://www.fashionsdhoom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Giuseppe-zanotti-New-High-Heel-Footwear-2015Eid-Shoes-6.jpg
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