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The Only Time I Want a Man To Lie To Me
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BabblingBrooke
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Oh, my. You know, if I came across that I doubt I'd be able to do anything but laugh.
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"Does my ass look big in this?"
jezzilee
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I think it is cleverly adorable...
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First, you have to have a big ass ann...and I only wish I had a little more junk in my trunk.
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I guess I'd actually have to be in that situation to know how I'd respond. Adorable is not a typical adjective that's on my mind at that time, you know?
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I know and he would probably be offended by the adorable comment but it is so freakin' cute!
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grower not a shower
now that is clever. There could be some fun dialogue going on to see how much he grows.
now that is clever. There could be some fun dialogue going on to see how much he grows.
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Phrasing....
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It's a joke that works once, best in the springtime of youth.
There's no getting around stupid tattoos, though. Growing them pubes back out will be a priority once he gets older and the tat is more of a liability than a joke when in the sack.
There's no getting around stupid tattoos, though. Growing them pubes back out will be a priority once he gets older and the tat is more of a liability than a joke when in the sack.
BabblingBrooke
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Unintentionally awesome post?
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It's a joke that works once, best in the springtime of youth.
There's no getting around stupid tattoos, though. Growing them pubes back out will be a priority once he gets older and the tat is more of a liability than a joke when in the sack.
Why would he want to grow his pubes back? I love a clean shaven cock...
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Suuuuure it was unintentional.
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It's a joke that works once, best in the springtime of youth.
There's no getting around stupid tattoos, though. Growing them pubes back out will be a priority once he gets older and the tat is more of a liability than a joke when in the sack.
Yeah, if I saw that on a man I would lose all interest right away. I'd be wondering how many women he'd been giving "puppet shows".
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Translation: I have a fat ass.
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you Ms Dan. oops, Ann.
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You're not just getting a clean shaven cock, though...you're getting Pinocchio.
Joke tats always have an automatic sell-by date. Genital joke tats are even worse. You have to use the joke because that's your "in." Gals have a bit more longevity with them if you're "hot," but it's different for guys. Around age 25-30 is when this one begins losing its flavor at bars and house parties.
Yup. The only point in getting a tat like that is to show it off purposefully. It's wasted on one person. You personally might get a surprise laugh once you take him back home for the first time and he drops trou, but looking at that would get old super fast every time you wanted to fuck.
Unless you got a Pinocchio fetish...then he's your dream dude!
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You're not just getting a clean shaven cock, though...you're getting Pinocchio.
Joke tats always have an automatic sell-by date. Genital joke tats are even worse. You have to use the joke because that's your "in." Gals have a bit more longevity with them if you're "hot," but it's different for guys. Around age 25-30 is when this one begins losing its flavor at bars and house parties.
Yup. The only point in getting a tat like that is to show it off purposefully. It's wasted on one person. You personally might get a surprise laugh once you take him back home for the first time and he drops trou, but looking at that would get old super fast every time you wanted to fuck.
Unless you got a Pinocchio fetish...then he's your dream dude!
I didn't say I wanted to fuck him... it's kind of a joke thread...I think it's adorable... I am very aware of why he would get a tattoo like that.
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Lie to me. Tell me you love me. I love that lie.
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