Kilts

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Any of you wear one before?

I just bought a utility kilt for working in the yard. I like it a lot. Breezy, cooler than shorts, and all around more comfortable than short pants.

 

[englishbiggirl]

Any of you wear one before?

I just bought a utility kilt for working in the yard. I like it a lot. Breezy, cooler than shorts, and all around more comfortable than short pants.

mmm, kilts

 

[Recidiva]

I will testify, it is nice.

And he is happy.

And if a fight broke out over it he'd be happier, so win-win.

 

[girlsmiley]

Any of you wear one before?

I just bought a utility kilt for working in the yard. I like it a lot. Breezy, cooler than shorts, and all around more comfortable than short pants.

Whaaaat?

I had no idea there was even such a thing as a utility kilt.

A utility kilt for working in the yard?

What the fuck have I been doing with my life?

 

[lovetoread]

I approve of them.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I approve of them.

I knew you'd be in!

 

[Recidiva]

Whaaaat?

I had no idea there was even such a thing as a utility kilt.

A utility kilt for working in the yard?

What the fuck have I been doing with my life?

Plus I'm a descendent of the Stuart Clan, so now he can wear that tartan.

I've read a lot of Outlander, so I know the names of everything. Sghian Dhu, oh yeah. That's how you say that.

We've got a castle and stuff, I've heard it's nice.

This kilt thing is awesome.

 

[Recidiva]

Looks like this:

http://i.imgur.com/mz3wsAfh.jpg

 

[warrior queen]

Looks like this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/817Kur7aCKL._UL1500_.jpg

It doesn't seem to have enough pockets to be classed as 'utility'.

 

[Recidiva]

It doesn't seem to have enough pockets to be classed as 'utility'.

He'll get a sporran!

Hopefully one made out of a badger or something.

 

[girlsmiley]

I will testify, it is nice.

And he is happy.

And if a fight broke out over it he'd be happier, so win-win.

Are you more like Susannah sneakily perving on Tristan in Legends of the Fall, or are you more like happy sigh Mary-Jane Watson in Spiderman 2?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

It doesn't seem to have enough pockets to be classed as 'utility'.

Any pockets are more than a regular kilt.
It has four. Two like the one shown in the picture. A snapped pocket and an open one.
So it qualifies.

 

[pollynova]

Cute skirt.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Cute skirt.

*bows*

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Short pants?

What the fuck. What type of old ass dork says short pants......

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Short pants?

What the fuck. What type of old ass dork says short pants......

Ask your pop, if he's sober.

They're pants, and they're short.

 

[Recidiva]

Are you more like Susannah sneakily perving on Tristan in Legends of the Fall, or are you more like happy sigh Mary-Jane Watson in Spiderman 2?

I get to openly perv. It's a lovely perk of marriage.

 

[girlsmiley]

I get to openly perv. It's a lovely perk of marriage.

You don't need to be married to openly perve. I sneak perve for funsies.

 

[oggbashan]

World War 1 kilts with pockets

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd63/cef_6/ASHmgcol_01.jpg

My mother comes from a sept that has a distinctive kilt pattern, but it is considered a solecism to wear a kilt from your mother's side of the family.

My father was English from a long line of City of London residents/freemen and they don't wear kilts. A Bowler hat was the traditional City wear.

 

[warrior queen]

He'll get a sporran!

Hopefully one made out of a badger or something.

Sporran- what a great word! Team it with badger and it gets even better
I may steal it to use as my daily insult.... 'You badger-sporran!'

 

[Recidiva]

You don't need to be married to openly perve. I sneak perve for funsies.

Okay, well, then just think of me as Jane Eyre then. Appropriate fictional perving. If Rochester wore a kilt.

 

[Recidiva]

Sporran- what a great word! Team it with badger and it gets even better
I may steal it to use as my daily insult.... 'You badger-sporran!'

Badger AND Sporran are great words. We don't have any badgers around here, but Ulaven does have a compound bow and we have some slow-moving groundhogs...

 

[oggbashan]

He'll get a sporran!

Hopefully one made out of a badger or something.

Growling at the badger is a Scots term for cunnilingus...

 

[Recidiva]

Growling at the badger is a Scots term for cunnilingus...

Heh. Of course it is!

These are MY people!

 

[warrior queen]

Badger AND Sporran are great words. We don't have any badgers around here, but Ulaven does have a compound bow and we have some slow-moving groundhogs...

'You groundhog-sporran' just doesn't have the same impact.

Please tell me he doesn't shoot wildlife with a bow and arrow!?
Not even wearing a skirt can mitigate that