Rules for The Debate!

[JackLuis]

Today ten Repuglican's are scheduled to Debate on Fox News.

What should be the drinking rules?

Careful it will seem to last forever, better have a whole quart ready!

 

[RjThoughts]

Do NOT include "When Trump interrupts someone, drink." You'll die from alcohol poisoning.

Remember, he did not prep for the debate.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm starting with the seven dwarves in an hour. Well, not drinking, but watching.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Looks like they're taking Priebus' advice.

 

[someoneyouknow]

I saw where you're supposed to take a drink every time Trump says 'Mexico'.

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/hea...te-drinking-games-its-a-formula-for-disaster/

Public health officials are urging Americans to exercise caution if they choose to participate in “drinking games” during the first Republican primary debate this Thursday in Cleveland, Ohio.

“You simply can’t drink every time one of these guys says something silly,” said Surgeon General Vivek Murthy during a Wednesday morning press conference. “We’ve got three candidates who are prone to gaffes — Jeb Bush, John Kasich and Scott Walker — and then a half-dozen obscure goofballs vying with Donald Trump for a little media attention. It’s just a formula for disaster.”

First responders are preparing for a repeat of 2012, when emergency rooms were inundated with a surge of alcohol-related admissions. A study conducted by researchers at the Tufts University School of Medicine estimated that there were 70,000 additional hospitalizations, on average, following each of the 104 “clown car” debates during that election cycle. “That just counts alcohol poisoning and other drug overdoses,” explained Dr. Pritam Baruah, one of the authors of the study. “The numbers don’t include injuries from motor vehicle accidents or people’s misguided attempts to wash their brains out with bleach.”


“They brought in one semi-conscious kid — he was maybe 25 — who kept repeating, ‘energy, you idiot!’ over and over again like some kind of slurred mantra,” recalls Murphy. “It wasn’t until we’d pumped his stomach and given him five units of plasma that it became clear that the idiot was former Texas Governor Rick Perry and the Department of Energy was the third agency he’d wanted to shut down.”

 

[Sean Renaud]

Dear liver. I apologize in advance for what I am about to do to you. You may never recover, you may never forgive me but this is something I have to do because if I don't I will go insane and murder everybody within a five mile radius of my location.

 

[Beco]

Do NOT include "When Trump interrupts someone, drink." You'll die from alcohol poisoning.

Remember, he did not prep for the debate.

actually, not really.....