Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FUBARd1]

Mon dieu! The fun I've been missing!
It all started off with some kissing~!
It went south from there
She was sans underwear
Now his tongue will receive no more dissing

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He's in and he's out much too quickly!

 

[FUBARd1]

He's in and he's out much too quickly!
She sometimes found it quite tickly

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He's in and he's out much too quickly!
She sometimes found it quite tickly
She does like his wit

 

[Lia Monde]

He's in and he's out much too quickly!
She sometimes found it quite tickly
She does like his wit
And his thick and tight fit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

He's in and he's out much too quickly!
She sometimes found it quite tickly
She does like his wit
And his thick and tight fit
Now, only if it wasn't so prickly~!

 

[Lia Monde]

He's in and he's out much too quickly!
She sometimes found it quite tickly
She does like his wit
And his thick and tight fit
Now, only if it wasn't so prickly~!

His nub gave her an itchy rub

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

His nub gave her an itchy rub
She tried to rid it in her tub

 

[Lia Monde]

His nub gave her an itchy rub
She tried to rid it in her tub
But the rash was sore

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

His nub gave her an itchy rub
She tried to rid it in her tub
But the rash was sore
She'd settle this score

 

[Lia Monde]

His nub gave her an itchy rub
She tried to rid it in her tub
But the rash was sore
She'd settle this score
With a disease she got at the pub.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Be careful of girls you meet at the pub~!

 

[Lia Monde]

Be careful of girls you meet at the pub~!
It could cost to play with their shrub

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Be careful of girls you meet at the pub~!
It could cost to play with their shrub
What if they are bare?

 

[Cymru6969]

Be careful of girls you meet at the pub~!
It could cost to play with their shrub
What if they are bare?
STD's nowhere?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Be careful of girls you meet at the pub~!
It could cost to play with their shrub
What if they are bare?
STD's nowhere?
Then jump in and let them join the club~!

 

[FUBARd1]

There once was a cleanly-shaved kitty

 

[stickygirl]

There once was a cleanly-shaved kitty
So's her man would lickle her clitty

 

[FUBARd1]

There once was a cleanly-shaved kitty
So's her man would lickle her clitty
He smiled while dining

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a cleanly-shaved kitty
So's her man would lickle her clitty
He smiled while dining
She wiggled while whining

 

[weespanner]

There once was a cleanly-shaved kitty
So's her man would lickle her clitty
He smiled while dining
She wiggled while whining
Then came as he pinched her left titty

 

[stickygirl]

Jack was a right tit all the same

 

[PornAgainPerv]

Jack was a right tit all the same
Though on the left one, he usually came

 

[Cymru6969]

Jack was a right tit all the same
Though on the left one, he usually came
A one-ball man, he

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jack was a right tit all the same
Though on the left one, he usually came
A one-ball man, he
Reached down and felt three~!