The REAL spaghetti thread

[spacekowboy]

Because what was going on in that other thread is a complete travesty and I cannot sit idly by and watch the most beloved and most delicious of all pasta dishes be disparaged in such a way I give you this.

http://cf.diethood.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Garlic-Parmesan-Spaghetti.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/9d502bd298a4482ae70c897f1e8d7045/tumblr_np1gl3wDqR1r29uexo1_500.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ab98e7d704fd2c4586787dd3496bbcb9/tumblr_ns4yj2LRvh1timwxeo1_500.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a1b977c65895d4648a8d9065da974510/tumblr_npzapoLW6Q1r29uexo1_500.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yours is more appetizing.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yours is more appetizing.

Cunt.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

This will soothe...

Whole Foods Market

Dried pasta

Spaghetti

Rustichella d' Abruzzo

Pasta abruzzese di semola di grano duro

 

[spacekowboy]

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag79/doucheymcwang/11196289_10155452659480618_2660564492565019980_n_zpspknraq0n.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag79/doucheymcwang/11169946_10155452659620618_3996486998505848329_n_zpsiiigzd8o.jpg

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Thank you for this thread, SpaceKowboy.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Thank you for this thread, SpaceKowboy.

Seconded.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cunt.

Spaghetti o's are equivalent to spray can cheese, devil woman. If you're going to have a penis squirt pasta, it should be good pasta.

 

[spacekowboy]

Yours is more appetizing.

A cinder block covered in gravy is more appetizing than what's going on over there.

Cunt.

One thing i will not post in this thread is a cunt filled with pasta.

This will soothe...

Whole Foods Market

Dried pasta

Spaghetti

Rustichella d' Abruzzo

Pasta abruzzese di semola di grano duro

This was almost a haiku

Thank you for this thread, SpaceKowboy.

I could not in good conscience call myself an Italian American and let not do something about it.

 

[thør]

Thank you for this thread, SpaceKowboy.

Indeed, now I'm fucking hungry!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Indeed, now I'm fucking hungry!

Just don't even think about that other image. Ever again. Ever.

 

[thør]

Just don't even think about that other image. Ever again. Ever.

I've got some potatoes and onions in a foil pouch and some chicken thighs thawing on the Weber.Too warm to be cooking inside, today.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just don't even think about that other image. Ever again. Ever.

I've moved on to "proper pasta" now!

 

[spacekowboy]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/46c08dc6f872b4cdca3b920bebc76816/tumblr_npyupo3LDw1r29uexo1_500.jpg

 

[RjThoughts]

Damn you with these tomato-based sauces!
Now I'm breaking out, damn allergies!

 

[spacekowboy]

As the darling Fata would say, I want to cram this in my vagina.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a848f31c74730d4fa57a90592e840b44/tumblr_ns86hohZYu1tuqkmto1_500.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

As the darling Fata would say, I want to cram this in my vagina.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a848f31c74730d4fa57a90592e840b44/tumblr_ns86hohZYu1tuqkmto1_500.jpg

Oh god that one.

 

[Saint Peter]

Take a look at yourselves.

Pasta is the last thing you need.



*salad*

 

[spacekowboy]

Take a look at yourselves.

Pasta is the last thing you need.



*salad*

Trust me.... I know.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Take a look at yourselves.

Pasta is the last thing you need.



*salad*

Horrible cunt.

 

[RjThoughts]

Take a look at yourselves.

Pasta is the last thing you need.



*salad*

Cup of pasta
Half cup of sauce.
That's allowed

And the salad with a vinaigrette dressing....