The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[bluebell]

New neighbors moved into the house on the corner... they are walking around the circle meeting people... looks like they have two little noise makers... I'd better shut my door and pretend I'm not home...

Larry didn't give away your position, did he?

Oh my, yes. Fifty lashes with a wet noodle.

Btw, bluey, NN invited me over to eat all your food. I, being no one's fool, have heartily accepted.

Well clearly you have to come HERE before we can go beat up SKB, so all systems are GO.
I have a delightful pasta dish in the fridge right now. Layers of rigatoni with marinara, italian sausage, mushrooms, onions, cubes of mozzarella and tomato-basil feta (instead of parm) all baked together in gooey harmony. The feta really put it over the edge!
See you soon.

I got about four hours sleep last night. I'm thinking an afternoon nap is in order.

If you do, then I won't feel as guilty myself!

Nope.

It is for reals.

"Oooh hot dogs are gross," "I'd never eat a hot dog," "Have you ever seen how they are made?!?"

They are fucking delicious and the hate needs to stop.

God damn women!

What is wrong with these chicks? Hot dogs are foundational to the library of balanced food tastes!

I tried that.

Maybe you need a Mona lullaby.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I dislike groupies almost as much as I dislike musicians. Milk, however, dies a body good.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe you need a Mona lullaby.

I tried that too.

 

[bluebell]

Only one thing left to try: clunk on the head.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yours or mine?

 

[thør]

Another day here in the neighborhood. SWMBO's crew should be back shortly to be moving the rocks.

 

[Aquagal]

Another day here in the neighborhood. SWMBO's crew should be back shortly to be moving the rocks.

What's this rock moving bizness? It's too beautiful but to enjoy it all day.

 

[bluebell]

Yours or mine?

Let's play Laurel and Hardy and see what happens.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Had just hunkered down and felt something moving on my shoulder. Figured it was one of my curls, and went to brush aside. Not sure what type of big it was, but now I am not quite as tired as I was.

 

[trysail]

I am so glad it is August

Amen, amen, amen.


I like it HOT !

I can spend twenty hours a day outside with virtually no concern whatsoever of hypothermia. If I'm hiking, sailing, bicycling, running, I've got lots of daylight to get where I'm going.


Running, tennis, bicycling, hiking, kayaking, climbing, sailing, swimming !!!!

Gimme SUMMERTIME.





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[thør]

What's this rock moving bizness? It's too beautiful but to enjoy it all day.

I'm not moving any.....

 

[thør]

Amen, amen, amen.


I like it HOT !

I can spend twenty hours a day outside with virtually no concern whatsoever of hypothermia. If I'm hiking, sailing, bicycling, running, I've got lots of daylight to get where I'm going.


Running, tennis, bicycling, hiking, kayaking, climbing, sailing, swimming !!!!

Gimme SUMMERTIME.





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Nothing like August in MD. 100°F and 100% RH. You can never be dry.

 

[trysail]

What's shakin', peeps?

Bluey !!!!!





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[trysail]

Nothing like August in MD. 100°F and 100% RH. You can never be dry.

When the Rocky Mountain folk visit these infernal regions in August, they inevitably end up looking like the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.

You can watch them as they slowly melt.

If it wasn't so painful to see, it would almost be entertaining.



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[thør]

When the Rocky Mountain folk visit these infernal regions in August, they inevitably end up looking like the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.

You can watch them as they slowly melt.

If it wasn't so painful to see, it would almost be entertaining.



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I have been there in August. Horrid heat and humidity. Why would anyone with free will live in a place like that?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have been there in August. Horrid heat and humidity. Why would anyone with free will live in a place like that?

Just wait until I finish my plans for eliminating the tilt in the Earth's axis. I'm going for a constant 75F

 

[thør]

Just wait until I finish my plans for eliminating the tilt in the Earth's axis. I'm going for a constant 75F

Short guys bent on world domination never win.

 

[trysail]

I have been there in August. Horrid heat and humidity. Why would anyone with free will live in a place like that?

Each and every day, I get down on my knees and humbly beg and pray to Almighty God for an end to air conditioning.


That's the only way we're ever going to get rid of the non-natives.



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[bluebell]

Bluey !!!!!





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Hey, friend!
Sounds like you're keeping active, tearing up the summer.

 

[thør]

Each and every day, I get down on my knees and humbly beg and pray to Almighty God for an end to air conditioning.


That's the only way we're ever going to get rid of the non-natives.



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You mean, everyone except the Indians?

 

[trysail]

Hey, friend!
Sounds like you're keeping active, tearing up the summer.

...and you are, once again, lighting up this joint with your irrepressible, irreproducible and imaginative whimsy.

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[trysail]

You mean, everyone except the Indians?

You mean the first immigrants?


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[bluebell]

...and you are, once again, lighting up this joint with your irrepressible, irreproducible and imaginative whimsy.

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It could be worse, I found Piktochart and am contemplating Things.
You are always so kind to my wacky brain. Thank you.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

My nipples aren't hard.

 

[Disgustipated]

Oh goodie. They killed Cecil's brother, Jericho.