Things that go bump in the night.

[parodyluvr75]

Me without the lights on tripping over the coffee table for the hundredth time. I believe it's time to get a softer table.

 

[marshalt]

Me without the lights on tripping over the coffee table for the hundredth time. I believe it's time to get a softer table.

If you were a bat instead of a birdy, you could just use your echo-location to avoid objects like that.

http://i.imgur.com/r0OYnGP.gif

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I thought this might be about bumping uglies.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you were a bat instead of a birdy, you could just use your echo-location to avoid objects like that.

http://i.imgur.com/r0OYnGP.gif

But I wouldn't be as sexy, so I'm sticking with feathers.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I thought this might be about bumping uglies.

I thought that's what the other thread was about.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

A bat would look very strange, with feathers.

 

[Noor]

Clear paths.

 

[spacekowboy]

flashlight app on your phone. Get it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Clear paths.

flashlight app on your phone. Get it.

Good ideas, all forgotten in the middle of the night by a groggy bird.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Any bumps in the night in my house are usually caused by one of my pets, and result in the dogs barking their fool heads off.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Any bumps in the night in my house are usually caused by one of my pets, and result in the dogs barking their fool heads off.

They are conspiring.

 

[girlsmiley]

I thought this might be about bumping uglies.

I was hoping it would be.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was hoping it would be.

You can bump uglies, if you want, naughty chicky.

 

[girlsmiley]

You can bump uglies, if you want, naughty chicky.

I'm not naughty.

I'm a good girl.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm not naughty.

I'm a good girl.

Sure, me too.

 

[girlsmiley]

Sure, me too.

Lol! That's what I've been told.

Little do they know.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lol! That's what I've been told.

Little do they know.

They eventually find out, but by then it's too late.

 

[parodyluvr75]

A parody thread and a vanity thread for someone.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1212675

 

[girlsmiley]

They eventually find out, but by then it's too late.

Lol!

A parody thread and a vanity thread for someone.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1212675

Oh! You started a thread for me?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lol!



Oh! You started a thread for me?

But of course.