how many girls want to have sex with scotty

[kiwiwolf]

Ok...I see you are obcessed with homosexuals....are you telling me you are ready to come out of the closet? if you see a dick in that picture, then surely you can think of only one thing.....DICK!

Good luck getting your ass reamed buddy

Hey there STP. Long time no see man. I see you have met my little anal slut Scotty. He gives the best blowjobs according to his Uncle Bob-Bob. Apparently his Dad taught him just before he ran away with the family goat... the one they called Aunty Flo-Bob.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Hey Kiwi, how the hell are you?

Are you telling me he had the audacity to run off with his fathers lover? OMG, the humiliation his father must feel at this low point in his life!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Ok...I see you are obcessed with homosexuals....are you telling me you are ready to come out of the closet? if you see a dick in that picture, then surely you can think of only one thing.....DICK!

Good luck getting your ass reamed buddy

yeah then why did you take it down you juts got shut the fuck up mothafucka

 

[HighSchoolJock]

there are just too many fags who want me well its not going to happen stop sending me pics of your dick cause i dont want to see them and ill just ignore you im into hot girls and they are into me so if youre a hot girl and you send me your pic i will look at it and respond with mine and webcams are a plus but not the webcams that belongs to fags cause i wont look at those

 

[HighSchoolJock]

allright girls i just got and setup my webcam now you can see scottys sexy bod live on cam no fags i set up a yahoo account with the name highschoooljock girls you should have a cam too so i can make sure youre a hot girl and not some fag who wants to watch me for his viewing pleasure feel free to message me

 

[StondTmplPilot]

yeah then why did you take it down you juts got shut the fuck up mothafucka

I motha fucka i may be, but you cant say that can you?

I took it down because I only put it up to dispell any notion you may have had of my sexuality. Now that you KNOW the truth, you can sit down, shut up, and start strokin on your webcam....I hope you have a really good time

 

[HighSchoolJock]

I motha fucka i may be, but you cant say that can you?

I took it down because I only put it up to dispell any notion you may have had of my sexuality. Now that you KNOW the truth, you can sit down, shut up, and start strokin on your webcam....I hope you have a really good time

you took it down cause you just got shut up again go play with your comp and make more fake pics of you sucking on epopel and no one knows if they are women or men. YEEEAH BIOTCHES!!!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Yer Too Cool boy.

I Have To Ask.

Are You For Like Real?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Re: Yer Too Cool boy.

I Have To Ask.

Are You For Like Real?

yeah a lot of girls cant believe how hot i am but i am a real person

 

[StondTmplPilot]

you took it down cause you just got shut up again go play with your comp and make more fake pics of you sucking on epopel and no one knows if they are women or men. YEEEAH BIOTCHES!!!

But YOU still CAN'T call yourself a motha fucka

 

[HighSchoolJock]

youre just another boring lame ass guy in a boring lame ass town who is jealous of a younger guy

 

[kiwiwolf]

you took it down cause you just got shut up again go play with your comp and make more fake pics of you sucking on epopel and no one knows if they are women or men. YEEEAH BIOTCHES!!!

Scotty if you aren't going to be polite to the nice folks you won't get your turn with the heifer.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

A Motha Fucka! LOL

I Think That Was A Beast In Some Godzilla Movie, Wasn't It?


I Just Don't Belive That You Really Are This Way jock!

Come Over To The Light Side boy, Come Over To The Light Side!

 

[kiwiwolf]

But YOU still CAN'T call yourself a motha fucka

Hey STP, I think he does qualify as a motha fucka... his Mom told me he was the best shag she has ever had. Come to think of it, so did his Dad, and his Uncle, Sister....

 

[HighSchoolJock]

what are you talking about light side its true i dont like fat chicks its ok when they suck me off so i guess in that respect i am on the light side

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Stay On The Dark Side!

What A Scummy Little Weasel

You Coulda At Least Pretended To Be A Decent Person Until I Got To Yer Webcam!

 

[red_rose]

Okay, I'll bite.

Turn on your cam, Scotty....

Or should that be "beam me up, Scotty"?

If you all don't hear from me in 5 minutes... SEND FOR BACK UP!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Re: Stay On The Dark Side!

What A Scummy Little Weasel

You Coulda At Least Pretended To Be A Decent Person Until I Got To Yer Webcam!

i dont pretend to do anything i keep it real 24/7 baby if you dont like it take a walk scotty will stay scotty 24/7

 

[StondTmplPilot]

youre just another boring lame ass guy in a boring lame ass town who is jealous of a younger guy

Boring? up for debate, lame ass? possibly, jealous? are you kidding? Why?
You are begging for attention not I...think about it.

kiwi- BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAAA

Oh, and scooter, I think what RNAB is telling you, is to lighten up man, don't be such a dick. We all are just here to have a fun time, and in that regard I should say thank you for making this possible

 

[red_rose]

What?

No one's even the least bit worried about my well being?


Or even the least bit curious as to what the Scottinator looks like? lol

 

[HighSchoolJock]

im always laid back cause i get so much pussy that it keeps me relaxed

 

[HighSchoolJock]

rack up another satisfied customer on the webcam of love and sex

 

[HighSchoolJock]

“Comfies”





Greg
What do you think of the “Comfy’s”

Nathan
Not a fan of the “Comfy’s”. I had a bad experience with the “Comfy’s”.

Greg
Would you like to share it with me?

Nathan
Let’s just say I’m less than thrilled with their absorbency, and Mitchell is fond of his beverages.

Greg
C’mon teach me. You’ve been a father before. What about the “Luv’s”?

Nathan
Now there’s a diaper. They’re easy to get on. They breathe, I enjoy the little puppies.

Greg
Are you sure? I thought the Comfy’s had puppies.

Nathan
The Comfy’s have bears, the Luv’s have puppies, and the Pampers have little dancing clowns.

Greg
How many guys in Montana are having this conversation?

Nathan
Montana? I was in Montana once. That’s a place where a man can breathe. We should go out to Montana.

Greg
Yeah. You’d be great there. Real outdoorsman. I once saw a squirrel chase you through Central Park.

Nathan
He wasn’t chasing me. I was jogging.

Greg
In a suit? Eating a hot dog? Drinking Coffee? In the rain? I don’t think so.

Nathan
What’s the matter with you?

Greg
Nothing. What did I say?

Nathan
It’s not so much what you said. The intonation changed. And look at you. All of a sudden you seem distant, like you’re in a whole different aisle.

Greg
All right. Let me ask you something, and you have to promise not to say anything. After you guys had your first kid, were things…you know…


Nathan
You’re speaking sexually?

Greg
In a sense.

Nathan
Well, my friend, we had problems. Big problems. You know why? Two words. Delivery room

Greg
Delivery room?

Nathan
You know how it is these days. Every guy has to be in the Delivery Room. You’ve got to experience the miracle of birth in the Delivery Room. Well, let me tell you something. Sex is never the same once you’ve seen the placenta.

Greg
I don’t know why I start with you.

Nathan
Then you’ve got to cut the umbilical cord. What am I paying them for? When I was working on Wall St, did I call my clients and say, “What looks good to you? What did you hear about Microsoft?” If I did that they’d fire me.

Greg
They did fire you.

Nathan
But c’mon. Who gets fired for Excitement Disorder? C’mon, c’mon, c’mon! You ever hear of anything like that. It’s totally fabricated!. It’s slander! I should sue them!

Greg
Yeah, you’d have a good case. Scented or unscented Wipies?

Nathan
Scented. Live a little.

Greg
The scented have some kind of chemical.

Nathan
No they don’t.

Greg
How else would they get scented? They’re not naturally scented.

Nathan
They’re not naturally anything. They’re Wipies not pears. There’s no Wipies tree. Where they snickering at us?

Greg
I believe they were. But that’s all right. I’m secure in my masculinity.

Nathan
Me too. Very secure.

Greg
Good. Did we need anything else?

Nathan
Maxi-pads.

Greg
Bears or clowns

Nathan
Either way. I’ve got a coupon.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

hell yeah biotches scottys webcam is on om me if you want to see that big dick everyone talks about

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

you all do. so start talking about me cause we all know you allready are anyway

I can't believe you've been doing this for 13 years.