Ladies: Have you ever....

[duranman]

Been so turned on by the sight of a man you've had to immediately 'sort yourself out' in the nearest ladies room?...

 

[pollynova]

No.

Have you ever seen a woman that was hot you had to run into the bathroom and jack off?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

No.

Have you ever seen a woman that was hot you had to run into the bathroom and jack off?

Yes, indeed. What do you think prostitutes are for?

 

[duranman]

No.

Have you ever seen a woman that was hot you had to run into the bathroom and jack off?

Um...yep

 

[hssh345Alt]

I liked the "Americans are fat" much better

 

[Fata Morgana]

Um...yep

Aww. The good times we had in Trowell Services.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Been so turned on by the sight of a man you've had to immediately 'sort yourself out' in the nearest ladies room?...

No, but I might have sorted a man or two in unusual surroundings. They are usually more attractive before ruining it by talking too much.

 

[hssh345Alt]

yes… ages ago
but given that I now live in a Commonwealth country… no longer

 

[duranman]

Aww. The good times we had in Trowell Services.

That's our a secret sweetie....

I once worked at a large company (American actually) that had an effective ladies' wank club. They would go in the seperate cubicles and overtly sort themselves out at visions (pictures) of young muscular males. Shocking...

 

[sixfeetundernea]

Yep. Also had times where I didn't have time to "sort myself out" and it made me almost psychotic and delusional.

 

[duranman]

Yep. Also had times where I didn't have time to "sort myself out" and it made me almost psychotic and delusional.

Listen to more Depeche Mode darling and enjoy the silence...

 

[girlsmiley]

Been so turned on by the sight of a man you've had to immediately 'sort yourself out' in the nearest ladies room?...

No.

 

[spellslave]

No. I have more than enough self-control to wait until a more appropriate time.

 

[duranman]

No. I have more than enough self-control to wait until a more appropriate time.

Appropriate time?....

 

[spellslave]

Appropriate time?....

As in, not in public and at home.

 

[girlsmiley]

As in, not in public and at home.

This bitch.

 

[arizona2000]

hell no. I don't see a stranger taking precedence over my time like that. I know, I'm always too busy, logical and too serious.

 

[duranman]

This bitch.

Dirty bitch I'd say: Keeping that horny thought in her mind 'til she gets through the front door and it's off with the kit and onto the king size with Jessica. Or something like that....

 

[duranman]

hell no. I don't see a stranger taking precedence over my time like that. I know, I'm always too busy, logical and too serious.

I can't think of anything more logical for a girl than to have an impromptu wank personally...

 

[girlsmiley]

Dirty bitch I'd say: Keeping that horny thought in her mind 'til she gets through the front door and it's off with the kit and onto the king size with Jessica. Or something like that....

Exactly.

She probably lets the kids walk home from school in the pouring rain without an umbrella and just goes straight home from work.