Would you have sex with a crazy person if you had their permission?

[parodyluvr75]

And they didn't have anything to shiv you with?

 

[thør]

And they didn't have anything to shiv you with?

No shiv?

Poor bastard.

 

[Mr Noone]

See my sig line.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No shiv?

Poor bastard.

I prefer crazy people in my bed unarmed, call me old fashioned.

See my sig line.

So always mounds and no almond joy.

 

[Mr Noone]

...So always mounds and no almond joy.

Egg xactly.

 

[Lyricalli]

It depends on the type of crazy. I like to keep my options open.

 

[thør]

I prefer crazy people in my bed unarmed, call me old fashioned.

No arms?

Kinky!

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Sometimes, sex with a crazy person is the best sex evah. The crazier the bettah.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No arms?

Kinky!

I guess I could just tie them up.

Sometimes, sex with a crazy person is the best sex evah. The crazier the bettah.

Not if they shiv you.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I guess I could just tie them up.

Definitely use a restraint. Then there is no shiv.

Plus you get to show them a few new tricks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Definitely use a restraint. Then there is no shiv.

Plus you get to show them a few new tricks.

That's true.

 

[Noor]

I don't know but I do know I would never have it without their permission.

 

[pollynova]

Only crazy people give me permission.

 

[Yardley]

Trick question. Crazy people cannot give consent.

 

[moocha01]

Ahhh bless hub's does as often as possible, yet still gets me to sign the crazy papers lol

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know but I do know I would never have it without their permission.

They'd be crazy to refuse you.

Only crazy people give me permission.

Sounds like we are of similar ilk.

Ahhh bless hub's does as often as possible, yet still gets me to sign the crazy papers lol

Haha.

 

[AZMotherLover]

I figure that anyone who would have sex with me must be crazy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Clinical or empirical diagnosis? Adjudicated or no?


I tend to prefer free-range crazy, sans paperwork.


I can tell by the look in its eyes . . . .

 

[JohnnySavage]

How hot are they?

There's a scale, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

 

[Aglaopheme]

People just love us redheads and strippers. The guy that made that video is a divorce attorney. I found that rather funny in and of itself.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I figure that anyone who would have sex with me must be crazy.

Clinical or empirical diagnosis? Adjudicated or no?


I tend to prefer free-range crazy, sans paperwork.


I can tell by the look in its eyes . . . .

They might have tore up the paperwork.

How hot are they?

There's a scale, you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

That scale doesn't do me any good.

People just love us redheads and strippers. The guy that made that video is a divorce attorney. I found that rather funny in and of itself.

Not to mention he'd be in the batshitcrazy zone.

 

[lovetoread]

No, been there done that.

Will never go back.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yeah, it gets old.

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/no-motorboats-crazy-guys.jpg

 

[SweetCharlotte]

I did last night and won't do that again!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I did last night and won't do that again!

Details, please?