Would have have sex with someone's spouse with their permission?

[Mike_Yates]

If they gave you their permission, would you have sex with someone's spouse? Or do you still think that's adultery and is wrong?

 

[pollynova]

When you watch movies and porn, swingers always look like this:
http://wallpoper.com/images/00/00/62/32/hot-couple_00006232.jpg

"Hey, I'm Damion and this is my wife Savannah. We just fucked in the car on the way over. I have a ten inch cock and I cum like a fountain. Savannah loves it when another woman goes down on her. Her clit is so sensitive you can write words with your tongue and she'll know what you're saying."

But in real life, they look more like this:
http://www.autoinsurance.org/images/retired-old-people-husband-and-wife.jpg

"Oh, hello! I'm Lillian and this is Greg! We are just so darn happy to meet you! Now you take it easy on him, he's got that heart problem, don-cha-know! But he loves those rim jobs so don't forget about that little area! Oh, did you want a lemon square, darling? They just came out of the oven! No, Greg, you know you can't have sweets, not with your blood sugar!

 

[smoothg103rd]

I will fuck someone spouse without permission.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I will fuck someone spouse without permission.

That happens often.

 

[mrspank30]

I would and have

 

[Conager]

But in real life, they look more like this:
http://www.autoinsurance.org/images/retired-old-people-husband-and-wife.jpg

"Oh, hello! I'm Lillian and this is Greg! We are just so darn happy to meet you! Now you take it easy on him, he's got that heart problem, don-cha-know! But he loves those rim jobs so don't forget about that little area! Oh, did you want a lemon square, darling? They just came out of the oven! No, Greg, you know you can't have sweets, not with your blood sugar!

I'd do her, and I would totally eat a lemon square hot from her little oven.

 

[pollynova]

I'd do her, and I would totally eat a lemon square hot from her little oven.

I hate lemon squares.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That happens often.

Without a doubt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Probably not, whenever this scenario has come up the guy has not been a single bagger but a double bagger. But seriously when it's come up it's been under disturbing circumstances. The first time I was pretty young and the husband was double my age which did not appeal to me in any fashion and the wife was the type who would nail anyone without the good sense to run. My boyfriend was very attractive but a reserved person and she kept trying to touch on him, while I was trying to turn them down as nicely as possible. I remember he said as we were walking off she was scary. I agreed.

 

[Yardley]

I think it would be far easier to beg forgiveness than ask for permission. Your results might be more persuasive.

My policy would be not to get caught.

 

[PayDay]

Nope.

 

[thør]

So, are these lemon squares adorned with powdered sugar?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Not all swingers are senior citizens.

 

[pollynova]

So, are these lemon squares adorned with powdered sugar?

Just a little bit

 

[BoyNextDoor]

What's a lemon square?

http://www.marthastewart.com/sites/files/marthastewart.com/styles/wmax-520-highdpi/public/d22/0306_kids_lemonsquares/0306_kids_lemonsquares_xl.jpg?itok=kNQKKHEk


FOR THE CRUST
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, frozen
3/4 cup confectioner's sugar, plus more for dusting
3/4 teaspoon salt

FOR THE FILLING
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
1/4 cup whole milk
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
3/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice (about 4 lemons)
1/4 teaspoon salt

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Butter a 9-by-13-inch glass baking dish; line dish with waxed paper.
Make crust: An adult should grate butter on a cheese grater with large holes. In a separate large bowl, whisk together flour, confectioners' sugar, and salt. Add butter; stir with a wooden spoon until combined and mixture looks crumbly.
Transfer mixture to baking dish; press evenly onto bottom with your hands. Chill crust in freezer 15 minutes. Bake until slightly golden, 16 to 18 minutes.
Meanwhile, make filling: In a large (1 quart) liquid measuring cup, whisk together eggs, sugar, flour, and salt until smooth. Stir in lemon juice and milk.
An adult should remove crust from the oven and pour filling mixture over hot crust. Reduce oven temperature to 325 degrees and bake until filling is set and edges are slightly golden brown, about 18 minutes. An adult should remove dish from the oven. Let cool completely on a wire rack.
Grip paper; lift out dessert, and set on cutting board. With a sieve, dust with confectioners' sugar. Cut into squares.

 

[Super-Surprise]

mike, I saw this little hottie walking down the street and thought you may be interested in her so I snapped a pic...

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5938244.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Selena-Gomez-was-out-and-about-promoting-her-new-single-and-decided-to-go-braless-while-strutting-around-NYC.jpg

 

[hssh345Alt]

mike, I saw this little hottie walking down the street and thought you may be interested in her so I snapped a pic...

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5938244.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Selena-Gomez-was-out-and-about-promoting-her-new-single-and-decided-to-go-braless-while-strutting-around-NYC.jpg

she looks underage

 

[pollynova]

mike, I saw this little hottie walking down the street and thought you may be interested in her so I snapped a pic...

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5938244.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Selena-Gomez-was-out-and-about-promoting-her-new-single-and-decided-to-go-braless-while-strutting-around-NYC.jpg

Is she a ghost hunter too?

 

[suckonsimon]

The guy who's offered me permission is the wrong side of the Atlantic.

There is of course the issue of permission from my own wife about this project.

 

[Yardley]

The guy who's offered me permission is the wrong side of the Atlantic.

There is of course the issue of permission from my own wife about this project.

Wise to reflect on the latter half of that matrix. A Mrs. Yates in the equation is not a likely calculus Mike is ever going to have to work through.

 

[SCcouple1990]

We did last weekend.

 

[lovetoread]

Uh why would you get permission from the spouse and not the one who is to be fucked?

Wouldnt that be like, rape?

 

[iamjustme4ever]

I would do that. But also I'd like my wife's permission.

 

[Dreamer110]

I have. Permission from all.

 

[MatthewVett]

Yeah, if everyone's consenting, why not?