Inundated with American online bullshit

[duranman]

Every fucking day a link comes through from some dozy Yank promising to make me a millionaire in a few months. Same old pitch, same old crap, lousy selling. Does anyone actually fall for this bollocks? Always want your bank details and to deposit around £250 and then watch the money pour in! I'm ALWAYS one of the special chosen few that but have to take advantage within 10 minutes. Promise of glamorous lifestyle, etc. So if these idiots are so rich why do they want my money? Arseholes...

 

[hssh345Alt]

Are you kidding?
When that Trump fella gets elected, they"ll all become millionaires… Apprentice-style

 

[InWord]

Another "Jealous of America" thread.

#2484

 

[Eyereadtoo]

It's that gotdamned Kenyan prince that I'm waiting to come through on his promise.

That lion outrunning bastard.

 

[hssh345Alt]

americans… (and their elections)
funniest show on earth

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/keep-calm.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Every fucking day a link comes through from some dozy Yank promising to make me a millionaire in a few months. Same old pitch, same old crap, lousy selling. Does anyone actually fall for this bollocks? Always want your bank details and to deposit around £250 and then watch the money pour in! I'm ALWAYS one of the special chosen few that but have to take advantage within 10 minutes. Promise of glamorous lifestyle, etc. So if these idiots are so rich why do they want my money? Arseholes...

I could say I'm a French queen in an email but it doesn't make it so.

I never read spam mail, you must have some spare time.

 

[InWord]

I could say I'm a French queen in an email but it doesn't make it so.

I never read spam mail, you must have some spare time.

That and all the penis enlargement monies spent were for naught.

 

[Queersetti]

Every fucking day a link comes through from some dozy Yank promising to make me a millionaire in a few months. Same old pitch, same old crap, lousy selling. Does anyone actually fall for this bollocks? Always want your bank details and to deposit around £250 and then watch the money pour in! I'm ALWAYS one of the special chosen few that but have to take advantage within 10 minutes. Promise of glamorous lifestyle, etc. So if these idiots are so rich why do they want my money? Arseholes...

This is why all Americans are rich and you sad sacks eat beans for breakfast.

 

[InWord]

Beans on toast.
It's important.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Beans on toast.
It's important.

Don't forget the ..... https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.2Tlac7n7Z1mQyyUvbec%2fRQ&pid=15.1&P=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

 

[duranman]

Another "Jealous of America" thread.

#2484

Oh yeah. Furiously jealous I'm not capable of lying through my teeth. And perhaps if you guys have baked beans for brekkie you wouldn't be such fat cunts, but hey...

 

[marshalt]

I haven't got an AOL CD in like, 15 years.

 

[Queersetti]

Oh yeah. Furiously jealous I'm not capable of lying through my teeth. And perhaps if you guys have baked beans for brekkie you wouldn't be such fat cunts, but hey...

You want to talk about teeth? You think that's a good strategy?

 

[duranman]

You want to talk about teeth? You think that's a good strategy?

True....

 

[hssh345Alt]

True....

if you want to stir the pot, bump up the "Pay for unhealthy lifestyle" or Fatness threads
- those would be funny

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

That and all the penis enlargement monies spent were for naught.

Hey not all of those penis enlargement thingies are scams. The one I signed up to really worked.

They sent me a magnifying glass.

 

[duranman]

if you want to stir the pot, bump up the "Pay for unhealthy lifestyle" or Fatness threads
- those would be funny

I've done them to death. There's already a bunch of obese redknecks that have taken out a contract on a handsome Limey....

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know who the handsome Limey is but I bet a few don't like you.

 

[girlsmiley]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/keep-calm.jpg

This.

 

[parodyluvr75]

This.

He is a bit high strung.

 

[hssh345Alt]

The "Americans are getting heavier" thread would be a great idea, actually.
Because I did a bit of a forum search (trying to find out who Query etc. are - I've been accused of being soneone's "alt").
And during my search, I came across some hillarious threads and posts, in which users were accusing each other of being fat, and getting worked up about it.

 

[Yardley]

Nigeria is not located in America. Nigerian Princes are therefore not "Dozy Americans."

 

[Queersetti]

I've done them to death. There's already a bunch of obese redknecks that have taken out a contract on a handsome Limey....

I saw that movie. Terence Stamp, wasn't it?

 

[CyranoJ]

Every fucking day a link comes through from some dozy Yank promising to make me a millionaire in a few months. Same old pitch, same old crap, lousy selling. Does anyone actually fall for this bollocks?

Fun fact: those scams are actually designed to look as stupid and obvious as possible. That way they automatically screen out anyone responding who would be bright enough to work out that they're being scammed, and channel only the very dumbest and dottiest into the scammers' clutches. And yes, apparently it makes money.