Can you cook tho?

[girlsmiley]

Hot and twat not and can't even cook a boiled egg.

Throw you back. Fucking fish full of bones.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm not very good, no.

 

[girlsmiley]

But you have such excellent taste though!

Fucking let down. The first of many I'm sure.

 

[Saint Peter]

Toss the bitch out.

 

[girlsmiley]

Toss the bitch out.

You mean like extracting the lettuce out of a mung bean, strawberry and avocado oil salad?

Oh boy!

 

[Saint Peter]

You mean like extracting the lettuce out of a mung bean, strawberry and avocado oil salad?

Oh boy!

I was talking about Fata.

 

[girlsmiley]

Toss the bitch out.

Fata? Never! She's the stuffed olives. I just nibble on them every now and then when I need something salty. She's delish.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was talking about Fata.

Cunt.

 

[girlsmiley]

I was talking about Fata.

Do you cook?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata? Never! She's the stuffed olives. I just nibble on them every now and then when I need something salty. She's delish.

 

[girlsmiley]

Cunt.

Do you like silverside and white sauce?

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you cook?

Oh yeah.

 

[Recidiva]

Yes ma'am.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Do you like silverside and white sauce?

Yes. I pretty much like everything except fresh fruit alone and most types of beans.

I can cook a dinner, I don't live on beans on toast, but I couldn't whip up a cake without a book or make creative dishes etc.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh yeah.

Cunt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yummy.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes ma'am.

Can you cook?

 

[girlsmiley]

Yes. I pretty much like everything except fresh fruit alone and most types of beans.

I can cook a dinner, I don't live on beans on toast, but I couldn't whip up a cake without a book or make creative dishes etc.

What about crepes, pet?

Easy peasy!

 

[Recidiva]

Can you cook?

Damned right I can. From randang to gougeres.

 

[girlsmiley]

Damned right I can. From randang to gougeres.

Too advanced.

Please skip to another thread.

Got any pics?

 

[girlsmiley]

But anyway how are these bitches thinking they're all that when they can't even cook? State of it.

 

[girlsmiley]

How can you be a pro when you don't even know the basics.

For shame.

(I realise I'm open to all the ridicule in the world)

 

[Recidiva]

Too advanced.

Please skip to another thread.

Got any pics?

Yes, but my cooking is better than my picture taking -

Blurry homemade Bahn Mi with mead that Ulaven brewed - I think this was his mojito mead, lime and mint

http://i.imgur.com/PsYlbMo.jpg?1

Paella with chorizo and clams.

http://i.imgur.com/cHY5qym.jpg?1

 

[Wat_Tyler]

In self defense, I learnt mahse'f to cook at age 14, so's I wouldn't starve trying to eat what Granddad made. He was ecstatic. I hated to wash and he hated cooking, so I cooked and he washed. It worked out like a charm.

 

[kbate]

I do a wicked leg of lamb, some good ravioli and can kill with my pies and tarts.

You should kill and eat the bitch if she can't cook.