Where are these celebrities?

[FurieZacharias]

Why there are no stories starred by Bar Refaeli, Dita Von Teese, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Paz de la Huerta and/or Rachel Hunter?

Also, I think that Literotica needs more stories starred by Monica Bellucci.

Please, submit ideas for stories in the comments.

 

[loquere]

Why there are no stories starred by Bar Refaeli, Dita Von Teese, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Paz de la Huerta and/or Rachel Hunter?

Also, I think that Literotica needs more stories starred by Monica Bellucci.

Please, submit ideas for stories in the comments.

Are you going to write them?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

First post and he's asking about people I have never heard of...well, except Rachel Hunter and Monica Bellucci.

 

[MatthewVett]

First post and he's asking about people I have never heard of...well, except Rachel Hunter and Monica Bellucci.

I've only heard of Dita von Teese.

 

[RawHumor]

Are you going to write them?

Or pay to have them written?

 

[Carnevil9]

Why? Because I've never heard of most of them. Except for Paz de la Huerta - and I only just heard of her recently, starring in a soft-core porn movie on Netflix called "Nurse," which I highly recommend.

The problem is, the things that make an actor sexy on film do not translate well to the written word. Maybe, if the reader already knows the actor, dropping their name can help to stimulate the reading experience. In a cheap, amateurish way.

But for most readers and for most stories, you are better off building a sexy character from the ground up, and letting your reader figure out how sexy/scary/lovable/whatever they are through their actions and thoughts and decisions.

 

[loquere]

Or pay to have them written?

Exactly


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For the OP

For the record I've only heard of Israeli model Bar Refaeli and Rrussian model Irina Shayk. I've watched the Russian on letterman. The Israeli used to date Leanardo Dicaprio back when Leo and I used to hang, way back in the day.(The last thing is a joke for the record) the Israeli was on some hot ladies list, and was in the transformers movie.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I've only heard of Dita von Teese.

Now that I have googled their pics, I only know who Rachel Hunter is. She has been a SI swim suit model for decades.

I actually thought Monica Bellucci was someone different than she turned out to be.

I thought she was Morena Baccarin from Firefly and Stargate fame.

 

[sr71plt]

Why there are no stories starred by Bar Refaeli, Dita Von Teese, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Paz de la Huerta and/or Rachel Hunter?

First, Who?

Second, just my opinion, but I see intruding on a celebrity's life with a smut story as sleazy.

 

[secretLace]

I just entered the survivor contest here on the site so I will eventually have to try and write something in the celebrity genre. With that said, it would be a challange to actually write something that paid homage to the celebrities rather than just being debasing. For me this could be the biggest challenge in writing in this genre; It's actually about a real person.

Deeta sems lika a really nice woman and would have to be treated with the proper respect I think. Maybe you meet her by chance in a classy vintage lingerie boutique?

 

[shewantsmore]

Surely just Google the names but surpose thats boring

 

[Carnevil9]

Surely just Google the names but surpose thats boring

If you have to google a celebrity to find out who the fuck they are, that pretty much means they WEREN'T a celebrity in the first place, doesn't it?

 

[secretLace]

Or it means that you don't waste your time with celebrity bullshit

 

[emap]

Some of them used to be famous and are not really anymore except in certain circles. Dita Von Teese is a burlesque dancer, she still does that and appearances in some shows and movies that are not shown in the US. Most people know who that is because she married Marilyn Manson back when he was famous.

Bar Rafaeli is a model, her claim to fame outside Israel is more or less she dated Leonardo Dicaprio. Small roles in movies but mostly she is a model so no speaking engagements, along with no smiling.

Rachel Hunter more or less the same thing, with more movie roles. Not that I remember any of them but according to google she was in The Benchwarmers. Don't remember her in that, mostly she has large breasts and was married to Rod Stewart. Why she is liked as a model, big breasts always get guy attention and they actually sometimes buy things.

Monica Belluci is a big name actor in France, over here she has done some big name movies, Tears of the Sun for one of the few where she does not have a sex scene.

Irina Shayk I had to look up just to know, she is a Russian model and is in Hercules, which I watched I think. Don't remember her in that but then everybody (almost) looks different in the movies anyway.

Izabel Goulart is a Brazilian model, that is it. I mean come on here, the only people who actually pay attention to models are models, their agents, and men who don't get sex.

Paz de la Huerta is a model and actress, I am seeing a trend here and hopefully everybody else is too. She seems to do more acting than anything else, plenty of shorts, movies and shows listed for her on IMDB, mostly bit parts though. Besides for the shorts anyway, I think, I didn't read the listing much just scanned.

Anyway, these are not featured in the stories for two reasons, mostly they are not the big name sex symbol of the day. In some cases they were back in the day but not anymore. Some of them are not known outside of their own country by most for obvious reasons. I mean come on think about it, models are not shown on TV in the US all that often besides in commercials and fairly sure people fast forward those on the DVR if go online and skip entirely.

Which means they are spotted in magazines wearing the latest outfit the stores figure on most people wanting, which is mostly because there is a model who looks better than most wearing it. Dita Von Teese is the one exception, she's probably known fairly well out of the US because she does burlesque and that is sort of popular elsewhere.

 

[CyranoJ]

Dita von Teese is a legit celebrity. Or at least was, I was surprised to find people don't know her now. Bar Refaeli likewise; mostly just famous as a model, but an extraordinary beauty. (And pace emap, I for one pay attention to models whether I'm getting sex or not... because why wouldn't you? Beauty is a wonderful thing.)

And people don't know who Monica Bellucci is? If anyone on this list had claim to being a major sex symbol in the recent past, she would.

Paz de la Huerta I'd heard of vaguely, she has a great and very distinctive look but I don't think I've seen much of her acting except for her work as Lucy Danziger in Boardwalk Empire. Must have hit a rough patch at some point as there's a span in her filmography where the named roles go away and she's playing "Woman on Street" and "List Member #1," but maybe she's on the comeback trail.

I hadn't heard of Irina Shayk and Izabel Goulart, but they're both lovely. And whether or not I in particular know them, I think one way you can tell someone is at least a minor or developing celebrity is that the Daily Mail pervs on their pictures at the beach. So, others might conceivably know them.

 

[MatthewVett]

And people don't know who Monica Bellucci is? If anyone on this list had claim to being a major sex symbol in the recent past, she would.

Just looked her up. She's apparently going to be the Bond girl in SPECTRE, so that should make her better known.

 

[CyranoJ]

Just looked her up. She's apparently going to be the Bond girl in SPECTRE, so that should make her better known.

Impressive, considering she's fifty and still looks as incredible as she does.

 

[emap]

Monica is a sort of sneaky celebrity, she appears in a big number of movies but never the main star in US movies. Suppose would be why many don't know her, though all of the movies I have seen her in she is the one everybody else goes after.

So plenty of speaking scenes for her, and sex scenes though I suppose that is why she gets the roles. No problem for her to get naked and suggestive moving. Odd accent though, she is french but doesn't quite sound french, I don't get it.

 

[CyranoJ]

She's Italian. I think she transplanted to France sometime in the mid-Nineties.

 

[PerilEyes]

Why there are no stories starred by Bar Refaeli, Dita Von Teese, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Paz de la Huerta and/or Rachel Hunter?

Also, I think that Literotica needs more stories starred by Monica Bellucci.

Please, submit ideas for stories in the comments.

You might want to also submit ideas, OP.

 

[emap]

What the.... Peril you goof you brought logic to porn forums, bad boy there's no logic in porn forums.

Besides the entire point of celebrity stories is simply it's already there for you to look at. You don't have to create a woman to end up in a gangbang, just have to look at a celebrity and there you go. I will mention that the only celebrities I have noticed that I can see doing a gangbang as anything but forced to are porn stars, but it's the general idea of celebrity stories.

Not that being in a gangbang is bad, they are rather fun so long as the guys last longer than five pumps and rolls over to sleep.