dear laurel,

[neci]

please tuck me into bed with your bedtime stories.

love,

neci

 

[neci]

dear laurel.

please grant me manu ball pillows.

love,

neci

 

[neci]

and a fan and/or circulating air

and an old blanket.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Dear Laurel,

I want a cup of hot cocoa and a tummy rub.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[Laurel]

please tuck me into bed with your bedtime stories.

love,

neci

Okay.
*gets out story book*

dear laurel.

please grant me manu ball pillows.

love,

neci

No.

and a fan and/or circulating air

and an old blanket.

Okay. I've got an afghan blanket crocheted by one of our grandmas. It's over 10 years old and smells a little like my cat.

Dear Laurel,

I want a cup of hot cocoa and a tummy rub.

Luv,

Birdy

Coming right up.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Coming right up.

I'd return the favor.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-DrOU0hr2L9U/TsNGHBc811I/AAAAAAABF0E/XMtanqKEso8/w320-h238/Baby%2BTiger%2BBelly%2BRub%2BCute%2BGif.gif

 

[bg23]

dear laurel,

i would like to be able to fall asleep now.

please grant my wish, fairy-god-cool-older-sister!

 

[lovetoread]

Dearest Laurel,

Please fix my knees. I am only running 3 times a week just so I can still walk. I want to go back to running everyday.

love,
Me

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurelle

Thrope The Cunt reckons my head is up your arse. Whilst I love it up there can I install some air con and put up some bookshelves. Maybe a small telly?

Thanks ever so.


Horgina Chlamydia Osphena Mary As Fuck Morgana

 

[Jennifer]

Dear Laurelle,

Can you please cure my insomnia? I am hideous without my beauty sleep.

Thank you in advance.

 

[Lancecastor]

Dear Laurel

My grandmother smells like an Afghani.

 

[Laurel]

I'd return the favor.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-DrOU0hr2L9U/TsNGHBc811I/AAAAAAABF0E/XMtanqKEso8/w320-h238/Baby%2BTiger%2BBelly%2BRub%2BCute%2BGif.gif

Careful, I'm mighty ticklish.

dear laurel,

i would like to be able to fall asleep now.

please grant my wish, fairy-god-cool-older-sister!

Look into my eyes... *bonks you on the head with a Nerf hammer, watches as you slip into unconsciousness*

Dearest Laurel,

Please fix my knees. I am only running 3 times a week just so I can still walk. I want to go back to running everyday.

love,
Me

This is good advice here:
http://www.active.com/fitness/articles/the-best-and-worst-exercises-for-bad-knees

Dear Laurelle

Thrope The Cunt reckons my head is up your arse. Whilst I love it up there can I install some air con and put up some bookshelves. Maybe a small telly?

Thanks ever so.


Horgina Chlamydia Osphena Mary As Fuck Morgana

Gotcha. Air con and bookshelves, working on the telly.

Dear Laurelle,

Can you please cure my insomnia? I am hideous without my beauty sleep.

Thank you in advance.

*nerf hammer bink*

Dear Laurel

My grandmother smells like an Afghani.

Quit sniffing her!

Or alternately, douse her in lavender. Grandmas lavender.

 

[lovecraft68]

Dear Laurel

Can you do something about the damn humidity here in RI? We've been drinking the air here for a week.

And too much AC screws with my sinus....

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Dear Kitty Mama,

Do you have any suggestions for getting the rain from my state over to California? There has to be a way...

B

 

[jezzilee]

Dear Laurel,

I like to make my avatars. I have one that I added some animation to, and lo and behold it exceeds the allotted limits...Can you please up allotted limits just a smidge?

kthx.

~jez

PS Serious post is serious.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Laurel

Can you do something about the damn humidity here in RI? We've been drinking the air here for a week.

And too much AC screws with my sinus....

http://www.webmd.com/allergies/features/the-weather-wreaking-havoc-on-health

Weather messing with your head is real.

Dear Kitty Mama,

Do you have any suggestions for getting the rain from my state over to California? There has to be a way...

B

maybe...

http://files.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Tal-Tenne-Czaczkes-giant-fan.jpg

Dear Laurel,

I like to make my avatars. I have one that I added some animation to, and lo and behold it exceeds the allotted limits...Can you please up allotted limits just a smidge?

kthx.

~jez

PS Serious post is serious.

We recently upped it, so I dunno if we'll up it again anytime soon. But I find these useful for downsizing animated gifs:
http://ezgif.com/optimize
and
http://ezgif.com/resize

 

[marshalt]

Dear Laurel,

Make BG post more.

 

[jezzilee]

http://www.webmd.com/allergies/features/the-weather-wreaking-havoc-on-health

Weather messing with your head is real.



maybe...

http://files.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Tal-Tenne-Czaczkes-giant-fan.jpg



We recently upped it, so I dunno if we'll up it again anytime soon. But I find these useful for downsizing animated gifs:
http://ezgif.com/optimize
and
http://ezgif.com/resize

Maybe I missed the upping... I am so excited by those links...you're awesome!

 

[Disgustipated]

Dear Laurelle,

Please bring Sonnie back. Greg misses him so.

Respectfully yers,

-Luk

 

[butters]

dear laurel,

a teensy request for more hours in the day but just in the evenings and the days i manage to get off work. kthnx

oh, and treat yourself to something wonderful.

 

[jezzilee]

Dear Laurel,

You are my new hero.

kthx

~jez

 

[Laurel]

Dear Laurel,

Make BG post more.

My powers are limited. Nonexistent, even.

Dear Laurelle,

Please bring Sonnie back. Greg misses him so.

Respectfully yers,

-Luk

that song

BTW, Sonnie & Greg would make a great folk music duo. Or a recently married couple.

"It's Adam and Eve, not Sonnie and Greg!!!"

dear laurel,

a teensy request for more hours in the day but just in the evenings and the days i manage to get off work. kthnx

oh, and treat yourself to something wonderful.

Wouldn't an extra hour a day be fantastic?

You treat yourself to something lovely as well. And tell Harry I said hello.

Dear Laurel,

You are my new hero.

kthx

~jez

No way! The guy who made this landing is the hero du jour.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VvT4NbO1--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1342426874034684330.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh god that giant fan.

 

[eyer]

Dear Laurel:

Could you wipe your butt now?

Your minions' lips are all caked.

 

[butters]

Dear Laurel:

Could you wipe your butt now?

Your minions' lips are all caked.

^ poor bitter lickle eyesore