Looking for intelligent and witty women

[Christopher2012]

So I'm looking for women who can develop and maintain a healthy friendship and then I'd like to see how that branches out. Maybe we turn into just really good friends, maybe we turn into kinky and flirty friends, or maybe we get married (probably not). Who knows?

I'm typically PG rated at the start and I usually let the girl control the sexual content so that way she feels comfortable and doesn't feel pressured. I like sex but I'm pretty vanilla. If you like torturing ballsacks then I'm probably not for you.

I don't mind if you're older or married as long as I'm not crossing any boundaries. I'm not trying to get shot by being a secret you're keeping from your man.

But the one thing you should remember always is that I am awesomely amazing and amazingly awesome. You will simply never find another one of me again no matter how hard you try. So PM me even if you don't want to. I love new friends.

 

[jezzilee]

This is truly one great guy ladies, you would be lucky to capture his attention!!!

How's things Christopher?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

That is asking a great deal for Lit, but nice to meet you!!

 

[Christopher2012]

This is truly one great guy ladies, you would be lucky to capture his attention!!!

How's things Christopher?

See! I have references!

Jez! I have been good... Except not really. But that conversation can stay behind closed doors. =P I'll tell you about it.

 

[Christopher2012]

That is asking a great deal for Lit, but nice to meet you!!

Thank you. It's nice to meet you, too.

You know what I have learned from being on Lit? Shoot for the stars. I have made some very special friends with my super high demands. (Come on, they aren't that high, are they??? )

 

[jezzilee]

*sits waiting patiently by my pm box.*

I can type up those references if you need them... just let me know!

 

[Christopher2012]

*sits waiting patiently by my pm box.*

I can type up those references if you need them... just let me know!

I know Foxgirl will give me a reference. She's preoccupied with personal matters at the moment though.

Oh right, I nearly forgot. That's the one thing I'm bad about - forgetting to PM somebody when I say I will. lol

 

[Christopher2012]

Alright Jez, your PM should be there.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I will also give Christopher a glowing recommendation.

Ladies, you can't do much better than this lovely southern gentleman.

 

[Nerissa2]

You have me at, "lovely southern gentleman."

 

[WetJuicyCunt]

Recommendations?

Put me down for one of them there glowy thingies as well.

 

[jezzilee]

Alright Jez, your PM should be there.

lol you're a riot.

 

[Christopher2012]

What other guy has such great recommendations?! Nobody!

Where the hell is Foxy? She had better write a 10-page essay for my recommendation. =P

 

[Nerissa2]

I feel like you should be getting paid for this....You're being marketed!

 

[ElizabethWest]

I feel like you should be getting paid for this....You're being marketed!

He should be paying us.

 

[jezzilee]

What other guy has such great recommendations?! Nobody!

Where the hell is Foxy? She had better write a 10-page essay for my recommendation. =P

lol glad she has to do that, because no way am I going any farther than I already have!!! *you can pay me later*

 

[Christopher2012]

Bahahahahahaha! I totally should be paying them.

Actually these are all my alt accounts and I'm just pretending to have friends.

 

[Christopher2012]

lol glad she has to do that, because no way am I going any farther than I already have!!! *you can pay me later*

You just sent me a depressing PM and now I'm upset! I aint payin you a dime! =P j/k j/k j/k j/k j/k

I'll respond to it when I get to my PC. It's probably going to be a long essay itself.

 

[ForeverDreaming]

I know Foxgirl will give me a reference. She's preoccupied with personal matters at the moment though.

What other guy has such great recommendations?! Nobody!

Where the hell is Foxy? She had better write a 10-page essay for my recommendation. =P

Jerk!!!


Ok, Ok, I'm kind of a fan, but no 10 pages. My keyboard needs a good blow job and some of the letters don't show up unless you beat them or type slow and if I have to write that much, I aint typing slow

Your personality will sell itself my friend. As long as you don't let anyone wind you up (in the bad way, not the horny way) people will see how sweet you are, all on their own.

 

[Christopher2012]

Jerk!!!


Ok, Ok, I'm kind of a fan, but no 10 pages. My keyboard needs a good blow job and some of the letters don't show up unless you beat them or type slow and if I have to write that much, I aint typing slow

Your personality will sell itself my friend. As long as you don't let anyone wind you up (in the bad way, not the horny way) people will see how sweet you are, all on their own.

Foxy! My bushy-tailed foxgirl! She looooooves me, even if she denies it.

 

[jezzilee]

You just sent me a depressing PM and now I'm upset! I aint payin you a dime! =P j/k j/k j/k j/k j/k

I'll respond to it when I get to my PC. It's probably going to be a long essay itself.

Just keeping it real!

 

[Christopher2012]

Just keeping it real!

Real mean! Nah I know. You were mostly right. I disagree with one thing you said though. I'm not really looking for that again anywhere. I don't want to go through that again

 

[ForeverDreaming]

Foxy! My bushy-tailed foxgirl! She looooooves me, even if she denies it.

Nah, I wont deny it. You are perfectly loveable

 

[Christopher2012]

Nah, I wont deny it. You are perfectly loveable

Yaaay! Nap time! Where's the tail? Where's the tail? Where's the tail?

*grabs tail*

Gotcha! Now you're not going anywhere! You're stuck with me. Mmmmm... Fur so good.

 

[WetJuicyCunt]

I just realized you spelled develop wrong in the original post. For shame! I take back my reckumendashun. Harrumph!