Virtual Stripper

[Ishmael]

I was called over to a friends house today. A guy whose computer I work on from time to time. He was having problems. So, I asked him what the problem was.

He hymmed and hawwed that then said that he had subscribed to a piece of software called "Virtual Stripper." And he tole me what he'd paid for it. on a girl by girl basis. Fucking amazing marketing.

Anyway, the damn thing was sucking up all of his bandwidth (which wasn't all that great to begin with) and he was wondering why he couldn't play Netflix or Utube without it looking like a flip card show.

I told him what the prob. was and he asked, "What can I do?"

I told him, "Either shitcan the virtual stripper or buy a lot more bandwidth."

He said, "I can't do either. I'm in the middle of an Indian reservation and they won't let cable in without the company paying through the nose and I paid too much for the "stripper" to shit can it now."

"Fine, suffer. Nothing I can do."

Ishmael

 

[Aphro]

I thought this was going to be a furniture refinishing thread.

 

[jackstud]

Great comment. Love your song

 

[Aphro]

 

[about_average]

Some friend, you could have at least shown him how to kill the process tree when he's not using it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was called over to a friends house today. A guy whose computer I work on from time to time. He was having problems. So, I asked him what the problem was.

He hymmed and hawwed that then said that he had subscribed to a piece of software called "Virtual Stripper." And he tole me what he'd paid for it. on a girl by girl basis. Fucking amazing marketing.

Anyway, the damn thing was sucking up all of his bandwidth (which wasn't all that great to begin with) and he was wondering why he couldn't play Netflix or Utube without it looking like a flip card show.

I told him what the prob. was and he asked, "What can I do?"

I told him, "Either shitcan the virtual stripper or buy a lot more bandwidth."

He said, "I can't do either. I'm in the middle of an Indian reservation and they won't let cable in without the company paying through the nose and I paid too much for the "stripper" to shit can it now."

"Fine, suffer. Nothing I can do."

Ishmael

White privilege strikes again!

 

[eyer]

Some friend, you could have at least shown him how to kill the process tree when he's not using it.

Well obviously, wannabe...

...he's not as brilliant as you.

 

[pointless]

i had no idea that thing still existed.

 

[about_average]

Well obviously, wannabe...

...he's not as brilliant as you.

"Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it."

I know you think it's magic, but it's not.

 

[lovecraft68]

White privilege strikes again!

Yes, because no black people have internet access.

Personally I like your 'internet privilege' that let's you make snarky remarks and hide behind the keyboard. Now go ask your mom if you can go to the all you can eat buffet for the fifth time this week.

 

[eyer]

I know...

Actually...

...you only flatter yourself.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I was called over to a friends house today. A guy whose computer I work on from time to time. He was having problems. So, I asked him what the problem was.

He hymmed and hawwed that then said that he had subscribed to a piece of software called "Virtual Stripper." And he tole me what he'd paid for it. on a girl by girl basis. Fucking amazing marketing.

Anyway, the damn thing was sucking up all of his bandwidth (which wasn't all that great to begin with) and he was wondering why he couldn't play Netflix or Utube without it looking like a flip card show.

I told him what the prob. was and he asked, "What can I do?"

I told him, "Either shitcan the virtual stripper or buy a lot more bandwidth."

He said, "I can't do either. I'm in the middle of an Indian reservation and they won't let cable in without the company paying through the nose and I paid too much for the "stripper" to shit can it now."

"Fine, suffer. Nothing I can do."

Ishmael

I may have laughed right out loud.