The Bacchanalian Room.

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A strange, dishevelled corner of Lit, with ferns and vines creeping through tumble-down marble columns. The library, comprising ancient manuscripts and even some papyrus from long-lost Alexandria, carries amid its dust the sweet scents of Araby - a reminder, perhaps, of their long journey on the Silk Road caravans. A gossamer table buckles gamely under the weight of a wind-up gramophone, through whose brass horn Furtwangler's reading of Tristan breathes solemnly into the thick air.

In the centre, an ornate fountain dances with the sole life in this room which otherwise seems like an anteroom to the real world. A vast Bacchus, sporting with nymphs, cavorts amid the waters, and fish born in distant China slip discreetly through the cool green shadows of the pool, gold and red and flamed with sudden sunset orange. Torches burn in the corners, and silk cushions in haphazard arrangements await the intrepid guest who dares broach the ivory-panelled portico. Copper steps, tinged the deep green of long-lost oceans, lead down to an exquisite cellar, whose contents were rifled from every great house in Europe and beyond. Here is Napoleon's brandy - there the Tsar's favourite champagne. And in the very depths, almost hidden and scarcely visible except through half-shut lids, a pair of hairy goat legs can sometimes be seen, and the faint whisper of pan-pipes drifts through those incomparable volumes of wine.
 
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I only opened this thread thinking that you were finally going down and dirty.
my bad…
 
Now I desperately want copper steps (never seen any) and a bubble induced glow.
 
Hows it different from a regular gay bar? Seems the same to me.
 
I once planned to hit the internet with an "All Sot's Day" website. The idea was a website where people could post their funniest drinking stories and have drinking games and party pictures and what not.

The site (www. allsotsday. com) would not have to be complicated at all since all the users would all be really, really drunk most, if not all of the time. No chance they’d be sober enough to notice the odd little glitch. Like if I accidentally pulled up another member's account of their night before, they just wouldn't know the difference, thanks to drunk.
“Ahh, Backwater, USA - so that’s where I was last Saturday. Cool...and I pulled? Yeah!”
That last bit is the really clever part – I’d just automatically add a couple of lines saying that they hooked up and even if they harbored any suspicions that things weren’t as they should be, the fact that it clearly states that they officially got lucky would mean that they wouldn’t complain!

To go with the website, I was going to bring in a public holiday – the "All Sot's Day". I like this name because it doesn't leave anything to the imagination. It's a day on which to get really, really drunk. And of course it would be preceded by the "All Sot's Day Eve" when you could have the day before pre-party (a little like Christmas Eve but without the in-laws).
The day after All Sot's Day would be the "start-the-morning-with-a-Bloody-Fucking-Mary-after-you-swore-you-were-never-going-to-drink-ever-again Day". I know, that's a bit long but kind of worth it.

I still think this was a brilliant idea but sadly I was never sober for long enough to put it together. Maybe I'll sell the idea to Laurel and Manu for $$$$$$$
 
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I still think this was a brilliant idea but sadly I was never sober for long enough to put it together. Maybe I'll sell the idea to Laurel and Manu for $$$$$$$

They already let you post in the sticky!

Some people.... gimme gimme gimmeeee.
 
I may picket in front of the Literotica World Wide Headquarters:

"What do we want?"

"Sticky equality for all!"

"When do we want it?"

"Now!!!"
 
A strange, dishevelled corner of Lit, with ferns and vines creeping through tumble-down marble columns. The library, comprising ancient manuscripts and even some papyrus from long-lost Alexandria, carries amid its dust the sweet scents of Araby - a reminder, perhaps, of their long journey on the Silk Road caravans. A gossamer table buckles gamely under the weight of a wind-up gramophone, through whose brass horn Furtwangler's reading of Tristan breathes solemnly into the thick air.

In the centre, an ornate fountain dances with the sole life in this room which otherwise seems like an anteroom to the real world. A vast Bacchus, sporting with nymphs, cavorts amid the waters, and fish born in distant China slip discreetly through the cool green shadows of the pool, gold and red and flamed with sudden sunset orange. Torches burn in the corners, and silk cushions in haphazard arrangements await the intrepid guest who dares broach the ivory-panelled portico. Copper steps, tinged the deep green of long-lost oceans, lead down to an exquisite cellar, whose contents were rifled from every great house in Europe and beyond. Here is Napoleon's brandy - there the Tsar's favourite champagne. And in the very depths, almost hidden and scarcely visible except through half-shut lids, a pair of hairy goat legs can sometimes be seen, and the faint whisper of pan-pipes drifts through those incomparable volumes of wine.


No raw bar or women? I shan't be frequenting this establishment.
 
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