Unusual sex venues

KUJACK

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When we were young, my wife and I had doggy style sex atop the Washington Monument in Baltimore. Where have you had sex in an unusual place?
 
In a "paddy wagon" type bus that police had available (and left unattended) during a college football game for the drunken idiots they knew they'd be taking to the drunk tank that night. Had we got caught, we'd have made it easy for them to get at least two drunken idiots to jail :cool:
 
Remember that old game show, "The Newlywed Game"? Where they ask newly wed husbands and wives the same question (separately) and see if they give the same answer. One wife was asked, "where is the most unusual place you and your husband have had sex?" Her answer: "in the butt."
 
I remember one of those type questions where this really fat couple answered on the couch and the couch legs broke off. How embarassing. Steve Harvey of the family feud had an answer not too long ago that made the news, although I can't remember what it was. A couple of years ago I was listening to a caller on the "Bob and Tom" morning radio show. He told a story about his wife being upstairs and taking a shower. During that time her parents came over to visit and were chatting with the husband downstairs. His wife got out of the shower and hollared downstairs, "Hey honey, how would you like to come up and get some hot, fresh, wet pussy?". The husband hollared back up, "Well, maybe after your parents leave!".

Sorry I partially hijacked the thread.
 
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Rigger's balcony at a theatre... during performances.
 
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1. On a trail at Harper's Ferry.
2. In my office with the door closed.
3. In a church basement.
4. In a cubicle while others were around.
5. In the basement of my parents house at my niece's birthday party.
6. In a pool at a vacation condo in broad daylight.
7. On a trampoline in our back yard.
8. In a park at night. We got busted, but the cop let us off with a warning. Said his wife was always trying to get him to do her in a park.
 
1. Girlfriend's law office, doggie style on her desk.
2. In a conference room at a hotel, between meetings.
 
1. Kosovo - Got a hummer in the back of a Hummer.

2. Iraq - in a bomb shelter during a rocket attack.
 
In a choir loft at a church.....yeah.....she hit the high notes.
 
In the baptism tank of a Pentecostal church with the preachers daughter.

In a mausoleum

In a freshly dug grave.

In an unused room of a funeral home while attending a wake.

These are just a few of the countless reasons I will be going to hell.
 
In an open house before the prevalence of security cameras but with people in and out...in a "model home" also before the cameras...a theme here...?
 
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Just off the A1 [London to Edinburgh road] through the vale of York. Something about a summer day and fields ripe for harvest and we'd be driving three hours, so we fucked in a field of barley, the whizz of traffic covering our loud cries effectively. :cool:
 
Remember that old game show, "The Newlywed Game"? Where they ask newly wed husbands and wives the same question (separately) and see if they give the same answer. One wife was asked, "where is the most unusual place you and your husband have had sex?" Her answer: "in the butt."

Love it!...
 
Ex wife #1 in a changing cubicle of a big leisure centre. On the way out we got told there'd been complaints and not to come back :eek:

Ex wife No2: Gave me a BJ while standing in the middle of the shop's stockroom, facing the door so I could see if anyone caught us at it - they didn't.

GF of about 10 years ago: On the upper deck of a dive boat in the middle of the middle of the Red Sea with the local crew asleep about 5 metres away from us; on the hillside of a popular walking venue in Wales, quite near the summit, but just a little way off the main trail close enough to hear the conversations of other walkers; in a slightly secluded area of an orchard of some stately home while it was open to the public; in the sauna of a private sports centre, then later that afternoon in the swimming pool (we had the place to ourselves that day).

GF of guy who worked with our band: handjob in back of crowded van while he sat on other side of her. We sacked him from the band few weeks later, then I had her in the dressing room of the gig then on the way home my bandmate and I spit-roasted her in the back of the moving van, perched precariously on top of the sound equipment as the new driver threw the van all over the road (in a bit of a paddy at being left out).
 
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That spit roast travelling home and it's round two for you - I like it! :D
 
My wife was in the hospital for a chest cold. When the cleaning woman came in to tidy up the room we went into the bathroom and i bent her over the sink for a great quickie
 
I remember one of those type questions where this really fat couple answered on the couch and the couch legs broke off. How embarassing. Steve Harvey of the family feud had an answer not too long ago that made the news, although I can't remember what it was. A couple of years ago I was listening to a caller on the "Bob and Tom" morning radio show. He told a story about his wife being upstairs and taking a shower. During that time her parents came over to visit and were chatting with the husband downstairs. His wife got out of the shower and hollared downstairs, "Hey honey, how would you like to come up and get some hot, fresh, wet pussy?". The husband hollared back up, "Well, maybe after your parents leave!".

Sorry I partially hijacked the thread.

I had a three legged futon for years courtesy of a sexcapade.
 
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