Yankee Redneck...RIP.

[FGB]

Police: Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies.

CALAIS, Maine (AP) — A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

More... http://news.yahoo.com/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-135937499.html

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Darwin Award finalist 2015?

 

[jomar]

Stupid and sad, but you know his last words were, "Watch this!"

 

[Queersetti]

Uh...anyone heard from Stew today?

 

[Queersetti]

Stupid and sad, but you know his last words were, "Watch this!"

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ayaWWBBwNX4/VC3TJlM2a_I/AAAAAAAAdpA/SjG-8-0K85M/s1600/I%2Bcan%2Bdo%2Bthat%2Bhold%2Bmy%2Bbeer%2Band%2Bwatch%2Bthis.jpg

 

[Bookishleigh]

Darwin Award finalist 2015?

Hate to say it but thinning the gene pool one by one.....

 

[eyer]

Hate to say it but...

As they say:

Everything before the "but"...

...is bullshit.

Thank God your boy (who you've brought up numerous times on this, an adult pornography Board)...

...will never do anything so stupid, right?

Of course, if he did...

...you'd be too naturally miserable to utter such thinning the gene pool one by one crap about your own son, instead of so carefree about someone else's son.

And double thank God the title reads what it does, instead of African American ...RIP...

...'cause then you could've been offended enough first to not even think about posting what you actually did at all.

How much Sex Offender you got in you...

...playground cunt?

 

[lovecraft68]

As they say:

Everything before the "but"...

...is bullshit.

Thank God your boy (who you've brought up numerous times on this, an adult pornography Board)...

...will never do anything so stupid, right?

Of course, if he did...

...you'd be too naturally miserable to utter such thinning the gene pool one by one crap about your own son, instead of so carefree about someone else's son.

And double thank God the title reads what it does, instead of African American ...RIP...

...'cause then you could've been offended enough first to not even think about posting what you actually did at all.

How much Sex Offender you got in you...

...playground cunt?

If it was a black person who did this the board would be filled with threads about boycotting racist fireworks companies and he only did it because of how oppressed he was.

 

[Bookishleigh]

As they say:

Everything before the "but"...

...is bullshit.



...playground cunt?

My, my you are extra angry today. Did we NOT have a good 4th of July??

ETA: And for someone who claims NOT to stalk, you sure seem to read a lot of my posts and know a lot about me (with the exception of the sex offender part - because we both know I could not work in my field if that were true.)

 

[jomar]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ayaWWBBwNX4/VC3TJlM2a_I/AAAAAAAAdpA/SjG-8-0K85M/s1600/I%2Bcan%2Bdo%2Bthat%2Bhold%2Bmy%2Bbeer%2Band%2Bwatch%2Bthis.jpg

Almost added hold my beer. Ha.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My, my you are extra angry today. Did we NOT have a good 4th of July??

I think the cheerleader who followed his lead right after his post wasn't around to blow him and cook him a steak, unfortunately.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I think the cheerleader who followed his lead right after his post wasn't around to blow him and cook him a steak, unfortunately.

Oh, I think he's a bit bitter about my "Can't Touch This" .gif in the other thread. I mean, it's really hard to come back from that.

 

[eyer]

My, my you are extra angry today. Did we NOT have a good 4th of July??

ETA: And for someone who claims NOT to stalk, you sure seem to read a lot of my posts and know a lot about me (with the exception of the sex offender part - because we both know I could not work in my field if that were true.)

I don't have to claim to "NOT" "stalk"...

...playground cunt.

And I read probably just as many of everyone's posts on this Board as anyone in that top 95% can claim...

...but your need to flatter yourself, nonetheless, is inherently understood.

"with the exception of the sex offender part - because we both know I could not work in my field if that were true."

HA!

Why do you need to claim you're not the Sex Offender?

 

[eyer]

Oh, I think he's a bit bitter about my "Can't Touch This" .gif in the other thread. I mean, it's really hard to come back from that.

Bitter?

More like still laughing my ass off at you ignorant wannabes who can never help but pat yourselves on your own backs at your own, fabricated meaninglessness...

...u can't touch this, indeed.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

HA!

Why do you need to claim you're not the Sex Offender?

HA!

GOTCHA, FERRRMEENA DAIZY!!! 1-2-3 ON YOU!!! YER NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SASH-SHAY YER LIL' ROSY HIPS OUTTA THIS ONE!!!

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/09/illK6U.gif

 

[eyer]

I think the cheerleader who followed his lead right after his post wasn't around to blow him and cook him a steak, unfortunately.

How's your plantation crutch hangin, racist piece of shit?

Got any pics for us of a black person shimming up a pole in Chicago yet?

Or...

...is it too dangerous for such a planned, staged photo op there in public still?

#blacksmurderingblacksdoesntmatter

 

[Bookishleigh]

How much Sex Offender you got in you...

Why do you need to claim you're not the Sex Offender?

Conversing with you is like dealing with someone who is delusional.

http://coachrobyn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/quote-Albert-Einstein-insanity-is-doing-the-same-thing-over.png

 

[IrezumiKiss]

HGot any pics for us of a black person shimming up a pole in Chicago yet?

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/OprahSideEye.gif

shim

verb

gerund or present participle: shimming

wedge (something) or fill up (a space) with a shim.

noun
1.
a thin slip or wedge of metal, wood, etc., for driving into crevices, as between machine parts to compensate for wear, or beneath bedplates, large stones, etc., to level them.
verb (used with object), shimmed, shimming.
2.
to fill out or bring to a level by inserting a shim or shims.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Mark-Wahlberg-Confused-In-The-Happening.gif

Huh?

Why would I want to find a picture of a black person in Chicago putting a wedge of metal into a pole in order to level it...?

HELLO, McFLY!!! IS YOUR BRAIN SWITCH IN THE "ON" POSITION TODAY, McFLY???

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xqlxK7Dm1rcz0llo1_500.gif

 

[lovecraft68]

The NFL apparently needed to represent here

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...ere-hand-injury-from-fireworks-212405247.html

 

[lovecraft68]

I think the cheerleader who followed his lead right after his post wasn't around to blow him and cook him a steak, unfortunately.

Oh, you're so clever and brave behind your little GIfs and the internet aren't you, you racist pig?

So tell me, got any hard knocks stories of how this country held you down and how oppressed you were in college?

Got any real examples of racism in your life you can conjure up? I doubt it. In fact a big part of me even doubts you're black. I think you're well to do little white boy from some Ivy league school crying "po' black child."

Now go back to sucking up to the posters here in a vain attempt to get a piece of ass you don't have to pay for.

 

[eyer]

Conversing with you is like dealing with someone who is delusional.

Translation:

You don't live in my world...

...where interacting with posters who intentionally conduct online carnal BDSM relationships with *4-year-old m***ors and then meet them to fool around in the front seat of a car, is much, much more to my liking.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh, you're so clever and brave behind your little GIfs and the internet aren't you, you racist pig?

So tell me, got any hard knocks stories of how this country held you down and how oppressed you were in college?

Got any real examples of racism in your life you can conjure up? I doubt it. In fact a big part of me even doubts you're black. I think you're well to do little white boy from some Ivy league school crying "po' black child."

Now go back to sucking up to the posters here in a vain attempt to get a piece of ass you don't have to pay for.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c230d531fd7871c88bc99cb181a3faba/tumblr_n8a95ouh1Q1sp0eebo1_400.gif

I don't know who told you that you have the ability to come for people's edges powered off your weak two-percent milk cartons, but... they lied, bitch.

Here's the real: I don't have to do jackshit off your requests to feed your shitty privileged cheese-aged white male ignorance because you'll follow and come licking at my heels whenever I talk truth you can't deal with. Just like you're doing right now. Worried about what ass I'm getting on here like I'm the one you jack off to sleep about when you're laying next to your wife at night.

No worries, Lassie...you'll keep dealing with it. With your removable teeth sucked in. Now be a good little doggie and stay within your limited knowledge range of what you believe The Wonderful Wide World Of Black People is about, which seems as up-to-date as a movie set in Harlem featuring Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LtJ5NVnwMHg/UGLI92XqfzI/AAAAAAAADNg/VSUG69_beuw/s1600/Idris-Elba.gif

 

[eyer]

Dear racist piece of shit:

Since whites can never hold any comparable amount of "real" about blacks as a racist piece of shit like you proclaims you know "real" about whites...

...how are we to ever live in peace and harmony together in your racist piece of shit utopia?

 

[eyer]

If it was a black person who did this the board would be filled with threads about boycotting racist fireworks companies and he only did it because of how oppressed he was.

Listen up, jackoff:

You smell like you bathe at stormfront: I read you as just as big a racist piece of shit as the racist piece of shit; you're a malicious liar, a wannabe somebody, and if that whatever named Dirty Anus is truly what you have to stick your dick in...

...well, you earnestly deserve every flavor of STD you catch/caught from it.

If you ever respond again to me on this Board...

...do not post as if I hold you in any more than the humanly despicable regard I truly do.