Des Esseintes kicks baby kittens.

[DesEsseintes]

Right in their cute, furry faces.

 

[Jennifer]

Right in their cute, furry faces.

Sure you do. In shoes covered in catnip, you rogue.

 

[lovecraft68]

Stop making it sound 'tough' you fell asleep and some of the little buggers crawled up onto your feet and tickled you and you sent them flying when you woke up.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Anyone can kick a kitten. Getting them between the goalposts is the trick.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sure you do. In shoes covered in catnip, you rogue.

In shoes made of catgut.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Stop making it sound 'tough' you fell asleep and some of the little buggers crawled up onto your feet and tickled you and you sent them flying when you woke up.

They still had it coming. That's just the kind of guy I am.

VOTE WINGS AND 1HF!

 

[Jennifer]

In shoes made of catgut.

That is my favorite type of suture. But I am weird like that.

 

[neci]

listen up, motherfucker.

you better watch yourself while you sleep.

 

[Liar]

Is there video?
















Don't look at me like that.

 

[Conager]

In shoes made of catgut.

A sustainable, renewable resource. -nods gravely-

 

[Jennifer]

A sustainable, renewable resource. -nods gravely-

And an excellent source of stitching that we use in surgery.

The circle of life!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Is there video?

Don't look at me like that.

It didn't go quite as I had hoped.

VOTE 1HF AND WINGS!

 

[CyranoJ]

Right in their cute, furry faces.

I knew I liked the cut of your jib!

 

[Jennifer]

It didn't go quite as I had hoped.

VOTE 1HF AND WINGS!

Pancake kitties!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Right in their cute, furry faces.

Okay, what did your cats wreck. Appliances? Your favorite shirt?

You're a softy like me. They get me mad but I never follow through. They probably do their secret kitty laugh about me and call me a pushover.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Okay, what did your cats wreck. Appliances? Your favorite shirt?

You're a softy like me. They get me mad but I never follow through. They probably do their secret kitty laugh about me and call me a pushover.

All right, damn you! You've discovered my secret: I don't really kick kittens.

Just babies.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I poop on people's heads and their cars, wanna be.

 

[Lyricalli]

All right, damn you! You've discovered my secret: I don't really kick kittens.

Just babies.

I just get a kick out of you.

 

[RawHumor]

Anyone can kick a kitten. Getting them between the goalposts is the trick.

You win the thread.

 

[butters]

Right in their cute, furry faces.

they will forgive you.. i, on the other hand, will start sharpening knives. many, many knives. run, boi.

 

[glynndah]

In shoes made of catgut.

Catgut is made from icky old sheep.

 

[Moo_the_Sapient]

We don't want to live with kittens or cats...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Catgut is made from icky old sheep.

This catgut is homemade. It took forever to dry, on a driftwood fire, under the tender moon.

I have killed two flies with my bare hands in 12 hours, one in mid-air. Either my reflexes are quickening or theirs are slowing. Either way, I expect it means the End Times.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Most serial killers start out practising on cats.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Most serial killers start out practising on cats.

Whereas I worked my way up. Killing cats is definitely harder.