Wings and 1HF...

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DesEsseintes

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...donate generously to charities, love kittens, and are also quite ravishingly gorgeous.
 
Valiant effort. Any completely true! They're both amazing and generous and hot and sexy and perfect and awesome.
 
Valiant effort. Any completely true! They're both amazing and generous and hot and sexy and perfect and awesome.

Well, exactly! Frankly, I don't think I could trust anyone who didn't

VOTE FOR WINGS AND 1HF!
 
...donate generously to charities, love kittens, and are also quite ravishingly gorgeous.

Admittedly there are times I regret being a single-issue kitten-kicking voter. But there's simply nothing to be done.
 
Admittedly there are times I regret being a single-issue kitten-kicking voter. But there's simply nothing to be done.

I'm going to get my local Fox News representative to go into your voting qualification with a fucking CSI team. :mad:
 
Oh Des, you're sweet. It's truly not a big deal.


:rose:
 
Me too. Almost as happy as when I hear the tiny, wistful crunch of kitty bone on concrete.

VOTE 1HF AND WINGS!

first off, i've already voted, and i have no alts.

second off, i am going to murder your ass with my cat claws dragging down the inside of rectum.
 
first off, i've already voted, and i have no alts.

second off, i am going to murder your ass with my cat claws dragging down the inside of rectum.

Hot as all hell. :heart:
 
I could tell the cops you were threatening me with that banana/pencil/sass.

You can't win, Des. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

(By which I mean, I'll mainly hang around and glow at people and bullshit them about their dads, but still... power!)
 
Alas I have but one round of voting in me to give and I already gave at the office.

They both give me the wicked feels though.



And by wicked feels I mean I usually end up feeling myself when they're around.
 
Sad.

I, on the other hand, have good taste, and neither of them scores above contestant #867, the Ubangi chick with the saucer mouth, neck rings, and pepperoni tits.
 
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