Who is going to be having actual sex within the next decade?

[Vagina_Dentata]

At the moment I have absolutely nothing penciled in. I know. You'd think people would be breaking down the door.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Ok. I've probably said too much already.

I'll shut up now.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thanks!

 

[homewa]

I dunno, it seems like such a hassle. Once every fifteen years or so, just like an oil change.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Thanks!

You're welcome...shutting up again.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I dunno, it seems like such a hassle. Once every fifteen years or so, just like an oil change.

Sorry. Can't talk now. Pretend I said something witty in reply.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm guarantee to have actual sex within the next hour. Fuck a decade.

 

[Thomasoir]

once every 5 years or so I get some.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I'm guarantee to have actual sex within the next hour. Fuck a decade.

Can you post play-by-play? If it's not too disruptive. We'd really appreciate it.

 

[eyer]

Vagina_Dentata:

How many kidneys is your body currently in possession of?

 

[homewa]

Can you post play-by-play? If it's not too disruptive. We'd really appreciate it.

It'd be better to have John Madden do it, I imagine that would be very interesting to hear.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

It'd be better to have John Madden do it, I imagine that would be very interesting to hear.

Ew. I don't know about that...while he's stuffing down a turducken.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Can you post play-by-play? If it's not too disruptive. We'd really appreciate it.

Big dick, I fucked her, she loved it, I'm good at it,. That's good enough?

 

[Laurel]

Ew. I don't know about that...while he's stuffing down a turducken.

I just can't too excited about any food with "turd" in it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Can you post play-by-play? If it's not too disruptive. We'd really appreciate it.

He goes on back page, finds the cheapest hooker and has her come over.

 

[smoothg103rd]

He goes on back page, finds the cheapest hooker and has her come over.

No need to trick. Once I fuck her once, I always can fuck her twice. Dig?

 

[Queersetti]

No need to trick. Once I fuck her once, I always can fuck her twice. Dig?

Unless she can pick the lock.

 

[rosco rathbone]

It just occurs to me that the female mouth is a vagina dentata of sorts and yet it occasions no horror amongst those aficionados of oral who prefer to take their pleasure there.

 

[lovecraft68]

No need to trick. Once I fuck her once, I always can fuck her twice. Dig?

I dig the ones who talk the most do the least and you never shut up. That's what I dig. Little boys talk about how much sex they supposedly have and even smaller boys say "I got a big dick"

 

[hashtag45]

you guys 'R jealous, huh?

 

[lovecraft68]

It just occurs to me that the female mouth is a vagina dentata of sorts and yet it occasions no horror amongst those aficionados of oral who prefer to take their pleasure there.

Its the lipstick, it disguises it.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Unless she can pick the lock.

I don't get it. But ok.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I dig the ones who talk the most do the least and you never shut up. That's what I dig. Little boys talk about how much sex they supposedly have and even smaller boys say "I got a big dick"

Truth be told, I don't give a fuck what you think. I'm very satisfied with my sex life and my equipment. No complaints, so why should I complain? I talk shit cause I can back it up.

 

[Laurel]

I just can't too excited about any food with "turd" in it.

Same with sex, btw.

 

[Everyday_Man]

I'm guarantee to have actual sex within the next hour. Fuck a decade.

Rape, right? What's up with that?