Parody and parsnips.

[parodyluvr75]

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to tweet about it, did it really happen?

 

[Que Va]

Can somebody please tell Birdie she still has "it?"

I beat her to a couple of parody thread punchlines last year and she still has her tail-feathers in a twist about it.

I mean come on...this was clever, right? Almost genius.

 

[lovetoread]

Nah it doesnt actually happen unless I tweeted about it.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I don't think the tree "fell"....it was pushed. But if it makes everyone feel better to say it "fell" so we can all act like it never happened and no one saw it!

...I may be reading too many true crime books recently.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nah it doesnt actually happen unless I tweeted about it.

That's how it seems to work.

I don't think the tree "fell"....it was pushed. But if it makes everyone feel better to say it "fell" so we can all act like it never happened and no one saw it!

...I may be reading too many true crime books recently.

So kind of like in Show Girls.

It's possible they're addictive.

 

[Saint Peter]

I had a chopped salad.

It was not too shabby.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Parsnips are just hipster turnips.

 

[Bookishleigh]

That's how it seems to work.



So kind of like in Show Girls.

It's possible they're addictive.

That's right. If Gina Gershon "falls" and no one sees it, it didn't happen. Besides, her lips will cushion the blow.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's right. If Gina Gershon "falls" and no one sees it, it didn't happen. Besides, her lips will cushion the blow.

I laughed hard, good one.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Parsnips are just hipster turnips.

They're snooty about it, as well.

 

[Ishmael]

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to tweet about it, did it really happen?

If a tree didn't fall, but someone tweeted that it did, is the fallen tree now a fact?

Ishmael

 

[parodyluvr75]

If a tree didn't fall, but someone tweeted that it did, is the fallen tree now a fact?

Ishmael

Considering what passes for fact in current media, I'd have to say yes.

 

[KarlMartinK]

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to tweet about it, did it really happen?

Yes. It's a science question, not a philosophy question. If a tree falls, it makes a sound. Sound is mechanical energy that exists whether someone is there to hear it or not.

 

[yossi]

That wasn't the question.

 

[bronzeage]

If a tree falls in the woods and there's no one to tweet about it, did it really happen?

You said nips, heh, heh.

 

[KarlMartinK]

That wasn't the question.

My apologies.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've been replaced at work by a swede. Got one at lunch and whilst I was away from my desk the cunts put it on my chair wearing my glasses and ID badge.

Ps. Roast parsnips are the dog's bollocks.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I always wanted to work someplace that had ID badges. I'd feel like a secret agent.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I always wanted to work someplace that had ID badges. I'd feel like a secret agent.

I don't look very secret agent cos mine's on a green diamanté lanyard!

 

[lovetoread]

I don't look very secret agent cos mine's on a green diamanté lanyard!

I wear mine on a clip that stretches when I swipe it.

Cause I is the cool one.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't look very secret agent cos mine's on a green diamanté lanyard!

Do you have to put your real name on it? Because I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I wear mine on a clip that stretches when I swipe it.

Cause I is the cool one.

Mine does that too for safety though cos folks try and strangle us at work a lot.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Do you have to put your real name on it? Because I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

Yes. I'd look a bit of a cunt conducting a homeless interview with Tart As Fuck hanging round me neck.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yes. I'd look a bit of a cunt conducting a homeless interview with Tart As Fuck hanging round me neck.

But if you do something wrong, you certainly don't want your real name out there for god and everybody to see.

 

[Fata Morgana]

But if you do something wrong, you certainly don't want your real name out there for god and everybody to see.

I work in a very blame cultured place!