What's the smallest enjoyable dick you've had?

[KarlMartinK]

I got this idea from another thread.

Anyway, I'm always hearing about how "size isn't everything" and "it's how you use it" and that sort of thing.

Do you have any stories to share where you were pleasantly surprised by the outcome when you were with someone who wasn't quite as endowed as you would have liked him to have been?

 

[lovetoread]

I got this idea from another thread.

Anyway, I'm always hearing about how "size isn't everything" and "it's how you use it" and that sort of thing.

Do you have any stories to share where you were pleasantly surprised by the outcome when you were with someone who wasn't quite as endowed as you would have liked him to have been?

Wait.

I was supposed to be measuring all the dicks I have known?

 

[DesEsseintes]

My favourite part was where you got the idea from another thread. Standing on the shoulders of giants.

 

[hashtag45]

I got this idea from another thread.

Anyway, I'm always hearing about how "size isn't everything" and "it's how you use it" and that sort of thing.

Do you have any stories to share where you were pleasantly surprised by the outcome when you were with someone who wasn't quite as endowed as you would have liked him to have been?

says the dick whose av. is showing a big dick

 

[Queersetti]

My favourite part was where you got the idea from another thread. Standing on the shoulders of giants.

Until then, he had never given any consideration to the size of his dick.

 

[DesEsseintes]

says the dick whose av. is showing a big dick

You know that's a human hand next to it, right?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Until then, he had never given any consideration to the size of his dick.

Never such innocence again.

 

[hashtag45]

You know that's a human hand next to it, right?

.. ...

 

[Sunshine]

The one I just had. mmmmmm.

 

[Pookie]

Wait.

I was supposed to be measuring all the dicks I have known?

Wait. They come in different sizes?

*twirls blond hair*

 

[KarlMartinK]

You know that's a human hand next to it, right?

Ah, someone admits I'm human. It can only get better from here.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Ah, someone admits I'm human. It can only get better from here.

I didn't say it was your hand.

 

[KarlMartinK]

I didn't say it was your hand.

My hand is the only hand in the picture.

 

[Sammael Bard]

The one I just had. mmmmmm.

You ate it?

 

[DesEsseintes]

My hand is the only hand in the picture.

I can definitely see two.

 

[jomar]

I had a friend who was a little over five feet tall. He was ok for awhile until he moved to being a dick, which was tolerable until went full asshole.

 

[KarlMartinK]

I had a friend who was a little over five feet tall. He was ok for awhile until he moved to being a dick, which was tolerable until went full asshole.

I think people are more bearable as dicks in person. It's easier to have patience in person when you are expecting some dick to at least contribute one or two nuggets of information per hour, but at work and on the Internet, it's really hard to tolerate them for very long.

 

[KarlMartinK]

I can definitely see two.

I see one and a wrist, unless there's another hand I don't see.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I had a friend who was a little over five feet tall. He was ok for awhile until he moved to being a dick, which was tolerable until went full asshole.

'I hurt people.'

 

[DesEsseintes]

I see one and a wrist, unless there's another hand I don't see.

There's something hand-like attached to the wrist, but you're right - I was making assumptions not justified by the evidence. Mea culpa.

 

[KarlMartinK]

There's something hand-like attached to the wrist, but you're right - I was making assumptions not justified by the evidence. Mea culpa.

I don't blame you. If we couldn't make assumptions, I don't think we could exist.

 

[hashtag45]

There's something hand-like attached to the wrist, but you're right - I was making assumptions not justified by the evidence. Mea culpa.

Don't be shy.
I'll put it into words, if I must:
He's masturbating!

 

[KarlMartinK]

Don't be shy.
I'll put it into words, if I must:
He's masturbating!

Actually, in that picture, I was dared to show my dick by some friends. In the process, I got hard, so when I did show it, I had an erection. My friends thought the whole thing was funny and the picture circulated among our friends as a joke.

 

[lovetoread]

Actually, in that picture, I was dared to show my dick by some friends. In the process, I got hard, so when I did show it, I had an erection. My friends thought the whole thing was funny and the picture circulated among our friends as a joke.

So a bunch of dudes are passing around a dick pic?

Thats awesome!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ah, someone admits I'm human. It can only get better from here.

Did I completely miss the admission? Maybe I've yet to have my morning coffee.....