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Our names look good side by side though. A dynamic duo.
You sound like a Belgian Eurovision duo from 1976.
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Our names look good side by side though. A dynamic duo.
Our names look good side by side though. A dynamic duo.
You sound like a Belgian Eurovision duo from 1976.
So I'm Henry Higgins and you're Eliza Doolittle?
I think we're more Cissy & Ada but only Des will get that.

I think we're more Cissy & Ada but only Des will get that.
As long as you're the one who's shuffling her bottom I'm ok with it.
I'm currently hooked on Strike Back. I'm on season 3.
I KNEW you were a Les!![]()
I think you have her confused with cuntbate.
kbate is one of a kind, as is Fata. It would be like confusing pneumonic plague with Ebola.
kbate is one of a kind, as is Fata. It would be like confusing pneumonic plague with Ebola.
Beautifully put. Plus she's a bigger cunt than me.
Thank you - they seemed the most appropriate similes, based on the relevant symptoms and outcomes of each.
I've always envisioned Fata as a modern day Typhoid Mary.
Oh god. I might actually have that as my next name.
Spreading joy wherever you go?

Off to bed. Night cunts.![]()
I've always envisioned Fata as a modern day Typhoid Mary.

Except Mary was Irish.
As am I.
And I love spreading disease.
Except Mary was Irish.
As am I.
And I love spreading disease.![]()
I'm pretty sure there's a hefty dollop of Irish in Fata, which explains why she is such a slatternly lush.
Am I going to have to flash a nipple to get more votes? I'm not above that.
