Jennifer
His Fuckdoll
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2014
- Posts
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Just wait until Killswitch hears about it. I hope he gives me a morality lecture. They make such a nice background noise.
Like the sound of rattling chains?
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Just wait until Killswitch hears about it. I hope he gives me a morality lecture. They make such a nice background noise.
Like the sound of rattling chains?
If I chain you up you won't rattle.
Where's the change one word thingy?
I love doing those things, but unfortunately, his original post already had the tongue-in-cheekery embedded.![]()
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I love doing those things, but unfortunately, his original post already had the tongue-in-cheekery embedded.![]()
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3 things:
It's an honor to be nominated even if she took it back.
Heated floors are worth every penny and aggravation to install and I did my own.
Why didn't I vote for myself? Dumbass.
Always vote for yourself. Did Leslie Knope teach you nothing?
Heated floors are worth every penny.
I nom'd you, Rimmy.
I mean...
Never mind.
hot damn.
I have so many names, names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce.
LAURELLE! Change Rimmy to Ole Toasty Bollocks.
So we should call you "Thhwhhhthhhswwhhthhhwhhhh"?
Ok.
I like to think that the wind and trees reference is to the quite magisterial Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. But Fata's Truck is quite capable of such poetry entirely for herself, of course.
And the rumours about Rimmy are quite true. No other man of my acquaintance has to hand out warnings about hot liquids scalding whilst teabagging.
So we should call you "Thhwhhhthhhswwhhthhhwhhhh"?
Ok.
Nah. It's a line from Pan's Labia.
Oh, brilliant! I love that film.
Me too. It's a feast for the eyes.