Paendragon
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. . . approximately how soon should I be expecting to catch the gay? I was told it was contagious, and I need to set my calendar and divorce my wife.
So, now that gay marriage is legal . . .
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IrezumiKiss
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Actually, she'll be catching the gay also...so technically, your double sin can permit you to stay together in unholy matrimony under the eyes of The Lord.
It's not like the flagellation you're gonna get in Hell will be any less.
Paendragon
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But if she's chasing the ladies, and I'm hounding the cock . . . ah, I see.Actually, she'll be catching the gay also...so technically, your double sin can permit you to stay together in unholy matrimony under the eyes of The Lord.
It's not like the flagellation you're gonna get in Hell will be any less.
So what you're saying is that we're going to need a bigger bed . . .
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What are the symptoms of "the gay"? Will this happen overnight? Will I gradually catch it? I mean I thought I just had a cold right now but maybe I am starting to like girls instead!
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parodyluvr75
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Men can get it from eating quiche, at least that's what I heard.
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What are the symptoms of "the gay"? Will this happen overnight? Will I gradually catch it? I mean I thought I just had a cold right now but maybe I am starting to like girls instead!
I believe disparate viruses counteract each other until the stronger virus wins, so...if you're lucky, your cold will blossom or Pokémon upgrade into influenza and strong-arm wrestle that pesky unwanted gay virus to its knees in your bloodstream!
...aaaaaaaaaand you might die, but at least you'll be pure in the eyes of The Lorrrrd!!!
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The value of your hetero marriage just tanked. Don't say you weren't warned!
I should have sold on Thursday, dammit.
Hmmmm. I thought it'd be something more phallic.
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Then maybe it's hotdogs or kabobs?
Paendragon
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What are the symptoms of "the gay"? Will this happen overnight? Will I gradually catch it? I mean I thought I just had a cold right now but maybe I am starting to like girls instead!
All very important questions. And if you do find yourself liking girls, video is always a good idea. So we can share in your joy.
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Bookishleigh
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I believe disparate viruses counteract each other until the stronger virus wins, so...if you're lucky, your cold will blossom or Pokémon upgrade into influenza and strong-arm wrestle that pesky unwanted gay virus to its knees in your bloodstream!
...aaaaaaaaaand you might die, but at least you'll be pure in the eyes of The Lorrrrd!!!
Well, as long as I am pure in the Lord's eyes death is but a small price to pay.
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I thought this was a funny mini-convo last night with my lady at our favorite Teppan house...
Me: So that gay marriage thing, right?
Her: I don't get it, why was illegal again? It just seems like a no brainer. It's like not understanding why saying someone is "Oriental" or something.
Me: To balance things out, we should start calling gay people, "Orientals" and really confuse the backward folks.
Me: So that gay marriage thing, right?
Her: I don't get it, why was illegal again? It just seems like a no brainer. It's like not understanding why saying someone is "Oriental" or something.
Me: To balance things out, we should start calling gay people, "Orientals" and really confuse the backward folks.
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Now wait just a minute! What if I catch 'The Gay', but don't like it and decide to go back to Hetero?
Is there a vaccine I can get? Some kind of antibodies that can be made into a retro-virus? Pills I can take? Chicken soup? Kiss Fermina and catch her 'Super Cold'?
Is there a vaccine I can get? Some kind of antibodies that can be made into a retro-virus? Pills I can take? Chicken soup? Kiss Fermina and catch her 'Super Cold'?
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Bookishleigh
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You had best make your decision quickly. . . Apparently I am going to die. I don't know if the Super Cold stays active on corpses or your feelings on necrophilia.
And your immune system is probably stronger than mine as I am the weaker sex.
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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Psycho Squirrel next door got rejected by her honey. No wedding bells for them.
Plenty of faggots will discover that their honeys now have legal claims to their homes, assets, and kids, and say NO THANKS. The honeys will get rights to pensions, too. Plus alimony.
Plenty of faggots will discover that their honeys now have legal claims to their homes, assets, and kids, and say NO THANKS. The honeys will get rights to pensions, too. Plus alimony.
Now that we've got Gay Marriage, it won't be long until the Irish are allowed to intermarry. That will be the real doom of traditional marriage.
I'm might marry one of my beagles, my parakeet and my horse (not the hunter - the old retired jumper), but not that Irish bitch who lives here with me; I don't want to be the one who breaks the ice on that perversion of traditional marriage.
I'm might marry one of my beagles, my parakeet and my horse (not the hunter - the old retired jumper), but not that Irish bitch who lives here with me; I don't want to be the one who breaks the ice on that perversion of traditional marriage.
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It really depends on the horse.
I fell in love with one once. Never acted on it. She was a mare.
Holy shit, I'm horse gay.
I also blame Black_Shanglan.
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Actually, you won't need to divorce you wife, because the gay marriage has ruined it and made it a non-entity. Hetero marriage is now over and done.
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Oh no. I love both of those.
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Paendragon
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I thought I'd just try prayer.
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But if my strong immune system battles 'The Gay' to a stalemate, will that make me bisexual?
And you won't die, you're too cute.
I knew someone would find the answer. We're saved!
Is the prescription strength covered under my health insurance?
