Random Thoughts

[Lia Monde]

How long before this thread is closed?

 

[TongueLust]

Wasn't all that.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Just how many random thoughts threads are there? Theres two on this page at least.

 

[Spins]

It's dead, baby.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Someone mentioned a book "the giving tree" and I remember reading that book over and over. It's so sad and heartbreaking but a very good book.

 

[Thesexypen]

Why did the girl at McDonalds ask me if I wanted my milkshake "for here, or to go?"

 

[emsway]

I love being a woman. But there are some things about it I don't love so much.

 

[PattiJolene]

l not sure why lm here...l should be in bed, 5am comes early.

 

[TongueLust]

Now I see why she acts like that with me... hmm

 

[Arouzal]

I wonder why zippers get tight over time

 

[PrissOff]

I wonder why zippers get tight over time

Use lubricant.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

For some reason, one of my favorite things is flexing a muscle hard and long enough that it cramps, normally the bicep or pectoral. And I just let it go. I let it cramp. I like it for some reason. And I'll let it cramp until the muscle tires out and softens.

Just a weird habit, I think.

 

[papadoc19]

I wonder if he will be better than Adam Morrison

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I wonder if he will be better than Adam Morrison

Probably not

 

[emsway]

I've got the prettiest I'm sorry you've ever heard.

 

[mysterydrink]

I've got the prettiest I'm sorry you've ever heard.

Mind knocking over a vase so I can get a sample?

 

[TongueLust]

Devil huh?

 

[mysterydrink]

Devil huh?

You disagreeing with that assessment?

 

[emsway]

Mind knocking over a vase so I can get a sample?

Sweetheart, I'd only apologize if it's from the Ming Dynasty. Or my mom's.

 

[TongueLust]

You disagreeing with that assessment?

Yes.

 

[mysterydrink]

Sweetheart, I'd only apologize if it's from the Ming Dynasty. Or my mom's.

I'm willing to accept those conditions. Get to breakin'.

 

[emsway]

I'm willing to accept those conditions. Get to breakin'.

Um, does my mom know that you have her vase? She'd clock you with her walker.

 

[mysterydrink]

Um, does my mom know that you have her vase? She'd clock you with her walker.

Why would she clock me? You're the one who broke it, ya klutz.

 

[Lovely2222]

I had a staff lined up five deep at my desk.. Questions. After they left, my coworker looks over at me,and says, "I can't believe some of the shit they ask you."

My response, "Part of being a good supervisor is not to let them know it is dumb shit."

 

[emsway]

Why would she clock me? You're the one who broke it, ya klutz.

I'm her favorite. You'd be painting fences for a week. Even if I'm the one who broke it.

And if I did break it, it wouldn't have been out of clumsiness. It would have been dramatic flair to accentuate a point. I did that with a beer bottle. Maybe or maybe not, only once.