Dress Your Penis for Success

[Noor]

Dress Your Penis for Success or how to get laid easily

Table of Contents

Forward
Introduction
Chapter 1 Hygene
Chapter 2 Trendy vs Natural
Chapter 3 Informal Attire
Chapter 4 Casual Fridays
Chapter 5 Formal Attire
Chapter 6 Showing your Penis in the best Light
Chapter 7 Optical Penis Illisions.
Chapter 7 Accessories
Chapter 8 Coordinating Your Penis with others for success
Chapter 9 Makeup and tattoos
Chapter 10 Piercings
Chapter 11 Safety of Penis Attire
Chapter 12 Manners Count
Chapter 13 Actions Count as much or more.
Chapter 14 Welcome to your Well Dressed Penis

 

[parodyluvr75]

A well dressed penis is all the rage.

 

[Noor]

I started this thread in response to the guy who has a serious size issue.
I realized while replying that there was no Dress for Your Penis for Success Book, and maybe if there was he wouldn't have had to start his thread.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Maybe if he wasn't an idiot, that would help too?

 

[Noor]

Maybe, but supposedly being well dressed can help overcome idiocy

 

[parodyluvr75]

Usually only if well dressed includes duct tape on the mouth. LTR is right, duct tape fixes everything.

 

[Noor]

Usually only if well dressed includes duct tape on the mouth. LTR is right, duct tape fixes everything.

Would that be informal wear? or casual Fridays?

 

[parodyluvr75]

If he wants to hide his idiocy, 24/7.

 

[Noor]

If he wants to hide his idiocy, 24/7.

Oh do you think it needs a chapter on dressing your penis well 24/7 or could that be part of Chapter 6, showing your penis in the best light?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is there a dude keep your trap shut, let your penis do the talking chapter?

 

[Noor]

Is there a dude keep your trap shut, let your penis do the talking chapter?

I think it fits within Chapter 13 Actions Count as much or more.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think it fits within Chapter 13 Actions Count as much or more.

Good choice.

 

[Noor]

I think it's a good start for now.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You helped him plenty.

 

[Noor]

You helped him plenty.

Good, because the boys want to watch Jeeves and Wooster with me now, we are in the middle of season 2.

 

[Tryharder62]

Any books about the penis I would write would look like this.
1. Hygiene
2. Hygiene
3. Hygiene and so on.....

I mean seriously. Keep it clean!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Good, because the boys want to watch Jeeves and Wooster with me now, we are in the middle of season 2.

Enjoy your show.

 

[Noor]

Enjoy your show.

Thanks! We'll probably all be talking like Jeeves soon enough. Have you seen it?

 

[Noor]

Any books about the penis I would write would look like this.
1. Hygiene
2. Hygiene
3. Hygiene and so on.....

I mean seriously. Keep it clean!

Would you like to write the hygiene chapter? You will have to be very specific with plenty of examples of do's and don'ts. Even if it might seem obvious or ridiculous.

 

[Noor]

Any books about the penis I would write would look like this.
1. Hygiene
2. Hygiene
3. Hygiene and so on.....

I mean seriously. Keep it clean!

Would you like to write the hygiene chapter? You would have to be very specific with plenty of examples of do's and don'ts, even if it might seem obvious or ridiculous.

 

[glynndah]

Good, because the boys want to watch Jeeves and Wooster with me now, we are in the middle of season 2.

Jeeves' wake-up clips

 

[phrodeau]

I think it's far easier to get laid with an undressed penis than a dressed one, when you get down to it.

 

[Conager]

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed penis.

 

[Noor]

Jeeves' wake-up clips

These are great!

 

[Noor]

I think it's far easier to get laid with an undressed penis than a dressed one, when you get down to it.

I beg to differ, if a woman sees an undressed penis at a bar, she is much less likely to take it home that she is a well dressed one.