Would you fuck a dumb bastard?

[parodyluvr75]

Under the right circumstances.

https://hittoleftfield.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/jim-carrey-in-dumb-and-du-010.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Even if they like Duran Duran and have a limp noodle?

 

[Noor]

Nope, only bright bastards need apply

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nope, only bright bastards need apply

They're a rare commodity.

 

[Noor]

They're a rare commodity.

Unfortunately not in my world. I prefer bright, nice guys over bastards. It's hard to tell which they are in the beginning and sometimes they switch back and forth.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Unfortunately not in my world. I prefer bright, nice guys over bastards. It's hard to tell which they are in the beginning and sometimes they switch back and forth.

The bastard comes out sooner or later.

 

[Noor]

The bastard comes out sooner or later.

Or they start out bastards, but can't keep it up after I melt them in mush

 

[parodyluvr75]

Or they start out bastards, but can't keep it up after I melt them in mush

You need a test.

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz11/quiz/1104690708/The-BASTARD-Test

 

[Noor]

You need a test.

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz11/quiz/1104690708/The-BASTARD-Test

Wow, all answers were bastards.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wow, all answers were bastards.

Dose them with sodium pentothal and have them take the test.

 

[Noor]

Dose them with sodium pentothal and have them take the test.

or Vodka?

 

[Noor]

I started a book thread for the guy
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1196463
but no one has even looked at it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

or Vodka?

Whiskey or tequila would be better for that purpose.

 

[Noor]

Whiskey or tequila would be better for that purpose.

Ok!

And thanks, I added two more chapters, one on showing your penis in the best light and another on optical illusions. I think the dope could use that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ok!

And thanks, I added two more chapters, one on showing your penis in the best light and another on optical illusions. I think the dope could use that.

Haha, yes he could.

 

[Noor]

I can hear Byron's ashes going "really? You couldn't think of anything else to start a thread on? Maybe you need to sleep or something. https://youtu.be/pTLx7aL7dIQ"

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ghosts are always whispering.

 

[Noor]

Ghosts are always whispering.

It's almost a year, he could be restless.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Or is just watching out for his baby.

 

[Noor]

Or is just watching out for his baby.

Yes, every time I have been close to danger and/or death this past year, he seems there. Even in the MRIs, I didn't get freaked out in the last one. I asked for sirius prog rock but it was iffy

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's what they do, if we listen.

 

[thør]

Out of how much?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Out of how much?

I like your thinking.

 

[thør]

I like your thinking.

That's what all the parrots say.

 

[Noor]

That's what all the parrots say.

She is actually a dodo, she is just pretending to be a parrot but don't tell anyone.