TheMalevolence
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↗OK, some people might call that clickbait.↖
The idea is that some, sigh, social scientists decide to do a few experiment to determine what features the theoretical "Perfect Porn Scene" would have. After a few months of struggling to find volunteers, a porn website owning company, lets say PornHub, hears about their research, and a million-dollar grant later, full scale experiments are going on, with volunteers watching sex scenes whilst complex machinery measures their arousal. Of course, there's still a shortage of test subjects, so maybe, with the help of the company's diplomatic status, thing stray beyond the thin blue line of the law.
Another varient: The scientists realise the latently obvious: No one porn can arouse everyone. They publish their finding in a particularly boring news article. But a few weeks later, they get a call from a young, eccentric millionaire.
And he/she wents them to make her/him their own personal PERFECT porn.
The idea is that some, sigh, social scientists decide to do a few experiment to determine what features the theoretical "Perfect Porn Scene" would have. After a few months of struggling to find volunteers, a porn website owning company, lets say PornHub, hears about their research, and a million-dollar grant later, full scale experiments are going on, with volunteers watching sex scenes whilst complex machinery measures their arousal. Of course, there's still a shortage of test subjects, so maybe, with the help of the company's diplomatic status, thing stray beyond the thin blue line of the law.
Another varient: The scientists realise the latently obvious: No one porn can arouse everyone. They publish their finding in a particularly boring news article. But a few weeks later, they get a call from a young, eccentric millionaire.
And he/she wents them to make her/him their own personal PERFECT porn.
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