Everytime I try watching porn

[ms_ann_thrope]

I fall asleep. This is a new thing. What's causing that?

 

[marshalt]

Not enough sleep.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't fall asleep watching Fox News.

 

[duranman]

Your dildo needs more alcohol

 

[tedsbeds]

I fall asleep. This is a new thing. What's causing that?

You must be getting enuf @ home.

 

[pollynova]

Your dildo needs more alcohol

Maybe someone roofied your vibrator?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's flicking my vagus nerve.

 

[Rangudo]

I fall asleep. This is a new thing. What's causing that?

Don't worry about it. People your age take a lot of naps.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't worry about it. People your age take a lot of naps.

Iggy,

 

[Tryharder62]

Your dreams must be better than porn. Am I in any?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Your dreams must be better than porn. Am I in any?

Do you have nine arms?

 

[Tryharder62]

No, but I make a mean German Chocolate Cake.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Wasn't you then.

 

[tedsbeds]

Wasn't you then.

What you need is a better grade of porn and some friends and family in it.
BTW I once had a dream where I had nine arms, but no hands. Kind of useless.

 

[Noor]

For a while a friend was reading me lesbian porn so I could sleep. Worked like a charm.