How many Partners have you had?

When I was at the law firm, I had two, but they bought me out with an offer I couldn't refuse during the recession.
 
I used to go dancing every Friday night, sometimes I'd have two or three partners in a night bro!

Stew
 
The much more satisfying question to pose:
"How many great lays have you had?"
 
In many ways it's very sad to say and just as sad to count. But I have my sad moments and fairly recently attempted this quest. Over 200 and less than 300 is as accurate as I could get, which for a middle aged reasonably attractive male in West London is a fairly ubiquitous answer...
 
I have some fondness towards all of them but not enough to need a rear view mirror. So I guess I'd have to say at least one to few.
 
On counsel’s advice, I invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment not to answer, on the grounds I may incriminate myself.
 
When I started, it was always in flux, then I settled on four. Then one left and I've been at three for three years, but now thanks to a paperwork mixup, it's down to two.

You're referring to study partners, right?
 
When I started, it was always in flux, then I settled on four. Then one left and I've been at three for three years, but now thanks to a paperwork mixup, it's down to two.

You're referring to study partners, right?

I'm trying to laugh, I really am.
 
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