LJ_Reloaded
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- Apr 3, 2010
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6am - Get up, trip on the way out of the bed, take a hard tap on the forehead courtesy of the floor.
6:02 - Sit on the toilet to pee. (Since they already got their dick cut off they can't pee standing up.) Oh wait, they already wet the bed. Nevermind.
6:05 - Go turn on the news and hear about a man being abused by his girlfriend. Laugh his ass off.
6:08 - Hear about a woman being abused. Get mad. Fire up Call of Duty and imagine he's killing men for real.
12:10 - Imagine that someone threatened him on his nonexistent blog.
12:11 - Get on Literotica and accuse random person of threatening him on his nonexistent blog.
12:13 - Find a story about boys being massacred by Boko Haram and post in the comments section "it's a good day for feminism!"
12:16 - Log into one of his alts to defend a woman's honor on Literotica when she says she killed her son while drunk.
12:18 - Piss himself in his chair when someone knocks on the door. Run and hide.
2:15 - Post on a feminist forum about how men can't be raped. Go repeat the same comments on Literotica under one of his many alts.
2:21 - Pay his child support to that kid his ex-wife had with another man. Via Paypal of course, so he doesn't actually have to go outside. Send out alimony payment to his ex.
2:23 - Post under one of his alts on Literotica about how women are superior to men.
2:25 - Post on a feminist forum about how his ex-wife chopped off his dick and he's so glad because it helped him check his male privilege.
2:26 - Post on a feminist forum about how to free Catherine Kieu.
2:27 - Read a comment by a Men's Rights Activist. Get enraged. Go download a Call Of Duty mod that transforms men into young boys so he can fantasize about killing boys before they grow up to be men.
4:00 - Post on a feminist forum asking what movies show women killing men. Especially 'innocent' men because there's no such thing as innocent men.
4:03 - Consider whacking off to stories of paternity fraud victims. Realize he has no dick to whack off with.
4:05 - Cry about Laurel rejecting his feminist stories on Lit.
4:08 - Post as a woman and brag about how he raped a boy but boys can't be raped so it's not rape.
4:11 - Post on a battered men's support forum about how men should shut up take their beatings like real men.
4:13 - Post on a feminist board asking about how to launch a DDoS against a battered men's support forum.
4:15 - Watch "Outlander" for the 30th time to get his jollies off seeing a man get raped.
4:26 - Private message a woman who bragged about beating up her boyfriend for saying something she didn't like. Ask her out. Get rejected.
4:30 - Go get out his whip and flog his own back for being a male.
6:00 - Cheer out loud when a feminist posts in response to him: "I want to kill all men, but you're not a man so I wouldn't kill you."
6:02 - Read about a man getting thrown in front of a train by a woman. Post about this glorious and wonderful event on a feminist forum.
6:10 - Pull up Valerie Solanas' SCUM Manifesto and prepare to beat off to it - and then realize he has no dick.
6:15 - Read a feminist forum post about a woman killing five of her kids. Post in response "I hope they were all boys!"
6:16 - Read that one murdered kid was a girl and fly off into a rage.
6:18 - Post "I bet their father drove her to it!"
6:19 - Fire up Call of Duty again and kill a bunch of boys until his rage dies down.
10:00 - Tally: Five hundred future female oppressors killed on Call of Duty today. Mission accomplished!
10:01 - Read this accounting of his life and angrily scramble to write a pathetic knockoff response to salve his wounded mangina ego.
6:02 - Sit on the toilet to pee. (Since they already got their dick cut off they can't pee standing up.) Oh wait, they already wet the bed. Nevermind.
6:05 - Go turn on the news and hear about a man being abused by his girlfriend. Laugh his ass off.
6:08 - Hear about a woman being abused. Get mad. Fire up Call of Duty and imagine he's killing men for real.
12:10 - Imagine that someone threatened him on his nonexistent blog.
12:11 - Get on Literotica and accuse random person of threatening him on his nonexistent blog.
12:13 - Find a story about boys being massacred by Boko Haram and post in the comments section "it's a good day for feminism!"
12:16 - Log into one of his alts to defend a woman's honor on Literotica when she says she killed her son while drunk.
12:18 - Piss himself in his chair when someone knocks on the door. Run and hide.
2:15 - Post on a feminist forum about how men can't be raped. Go repeat the same comments on Literotica under one of his many alts.
2:21 - Pay his child support to that kid his ex-wife had with another man. Via Paypal of course, so he doesn't actually have to go outside. Send out alimony payment to his ex.
2:23 - Post under one of his alts on Literotica about how women are superior to men.
2:25 - Post on a feminist forum about how his ex-wife chopped off his dick and he's so glad because it helped him check his male privilege.
2:26 - Post on a feminist forum about how to free Catherine Kieu.
2:27 - Read a comment by a Men's Rights Activist. Get enraged. Go download a Call Of Duty mod that transforms men into young boys so he can fantasize about killing boys before they grow up to be men.
4:00 - Post on a feminist forum asking what movies show women killing men. Especially 'innocent' men because there's no such thing as innocent men.
4:03 - Consider whacking off to stories of paternity fraud victims. Realize he has no dick to whack off with.
4:05 - Cry about Laurel rejecting his feminist stories on Lit.
4:08 - Post as a woman and brag about how he raped a boy but boys can't be raped so it's not rape.
4:11 - Post on a battered men's support forum about how men should shut up take their beatings like real men.
4:13 - Post on a feminist board asking about how to launch a DDoS against a battered men's support forum.
4:15 - Watch "Outlander" for the 30th time to get his jollies off seeing a man get raped.
4:26 - Private message a woman who bragged about beating up her boyfriend for saying something she didn't like. Ask her out. Get rejected.
4:30 - Go get out his whip and flog his own back for being a male.
6:00 - Cheer out loud when a feminist posts in response to him: "I want to kill all men, but you're not a man so I wouldn't kill you."
6:02 - Read about a man getting thrown in front of a train by a woman. Post about this glorious and wonderful event on a feminist forum.
6:10 - Pull up Valerie Solanas' SCUM Manifesto and prepare to beat off to it - and then realize he has no dick.
6:15 - Read a feminist forum post about a woman killing five of her kids. Post in response "I hope they were all boys!"
6:16 - Read that one murdered kid was a girl and fly off into a rage.
6:18 - Post "I bet their father drove her to it!"
6:19 - Fire up Call of Duty again and kill a bunch of boys until his rage dies down.
10:00 - Tally: Five hundred future female oppressors killed on Call of Duty today. Mission accomplished!
10:01 - Read this accounting of his life and angrily scramble to write a pathetic knockoff response to salve his wounded mangina ego.
