Have you ever been to a party with cocaine and prostitutes?

[Mike_Yates]

Have you ever attended a party that featured cocaine and prostitutes?

 

[DesEsseintes]

No. Laudanum and courtesans, yes. Coke is so vulgar.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I never knew you were a hussy.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Better yet, have you ever snorted cocaine off the bare ass of a prostitute using a rolled up $100 dollar bill as a straw?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I use to make my boyfriend dinner and he'd put out. Almost the same.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I use to make my boyfriend dinner and he'd put out. Almost the same.

If you offered lobster and champagne, did he allow you to sample his special moves?

 

[parodyluvr75]

If you offered lobster and champagne, did he allow you to sample his special moves?

He would go buck wild for steak and beer. Well done steak with butter and cinnamon yams. He never liked seafood or champagne, the weirdo. Lobster and champagne work on me though.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Also guacamole. Good guacamole and I lose all control.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Excellent.

In unrelated news, did I tell you that I have finally perfected my Champagne sauce for lobster and avocado?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

air hostesses, vodka jelly, and twister.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Excellent.

In unrelated news, did I tell you that I have finally perfected my Champagne sauce for lobster and avocado?

What a coincidence, I'm not sure I'm buying it.

 

[DesEsseintes]

What a coincidence, I'm not sure I'm buying it.

You don't have to buy it. It's part of the package, along with self-deprecation and an odd propensity for tweed.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mike's threads remind me of this classic movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ

 

[lovecraft68]

Its also these "have you ever threads" that has me wondering if Mike is 16.....

 

[smoothg103rd]

No, but I definitely wish you would. You need it, the most.

 

[jomar]

You just see The Wolf of Wall Street, Mike?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You just see The Wolf of Wall Street, Mike?

Basic Instinct, surely?

'You ever fucked on cocaine, Mike?'

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.32365821.4908/fc,550x550,white.jpg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Yep. Timmy Hester's eighth birthday party. His parents were pretty progressive.

 

[Adre]

Yes, a memorable bachelor party back in the day, although the hookers advertised as dancers. Naked people everywhere you looked.

 

[Recidiva]

Quite a few. I didn't partake.

I did hijack a male stripper once who showed up to perform at a birthday party and then stuck around. I didn't have to pay though. My sister was shocked, it was her party. She would have liked to know why her little sister was making out with a stripper on her couch, but I figured that part was obvious.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Also guacamole. Good guacamole and I lose all control.

OMG! I hope not! Please tell me you retain control of your bladder and bowels when you eat guacamole. Or is this an allergic reaction to avocado purée?

 

[Liar]

I've been at a party with prostitutes and cocoa. Close enough?

The prostitutes were not working at the time. They were drinking hot chocolate, smoking weed and playing Mortal Kombat, like the rest of us.

 

[Recidiva]

I've been at a party with prostitutes and cocoa. Close enough?

The prostitutes were not working at the time. They were drinking hot chocolate, smoking weed and playing Mortal Kombat, like the rest of us.

Finish Him!

 

[Liar]

Finish Him!

One of the girls was so pro it wasn't even funny. Comboed the snot out of everyone in the room.