What would you whisper?

[vampy_gal]

You steal up behind me, pull my long, dark hair back and leaning close, whisper something slightly dangerous in my ear....

 

[lovetoread]

You steal up behind me, pull my long, dark hair back and leaning close, whisper something slightly dangerous in my ear....

You have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your foot.

 

[DesEsseintes]

"Sometimes I eat cheese after its sell-by date."

 

[glynndah]

"You're in the wrong room. The Playground's behind that door."

 

[lovecraft68]

I just removed the tag from your mattress and I called the FBI!

 

[vampy_gal]

That made me smile.

 

[bronzeage]

That made me smile.

This thread would go a lot better if you posted a pic of your tits.

 

[Tryharder62]

Can you hear me now?

 

[Noor]

"my hovercraft is full of eels."

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

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[Skiddles2015]

'No fat chicks'

 

[Queersetti]

"The owls are not what they seem."

 

[badbabysitter]

" The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind"

 

[sr71plt]

"I thought you said you'd have a breakfast ready fifteen minutes ago."

 

[hashtag45]

Lmao…
another unfortunate newbee who posted in the wrong forum … .

 

[vampy_gal]

Lmao…
another unfortunate newbee who posted in the wrong forum … .

Feel my pain. I'm amused at least.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

"This isn't a hard cock against your back. It's actually a gun. Fork over the cash, lady."

 

[Queersetti]

Feel my pain. I'm amused at least.

That makes one of us.

 

[vampy_gal]

That makes one of us.

Tough room.

 

[Killswitch1]

You steal up behind me, pull my long, dark hair back and leaning close, whisper something slightly dangerous in my ear....

Don't run! I never liked fast food.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You steal up behind me, pull my long, dark hair back and leaning close, whisper something slightly dangerous in my ear....

"Take this bubble gum bullshit to the playground.....fuckin' fuckhead."

This thread would go a lot better if you posted a pic of your tits.

Or post your tits...

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

"Your hair dye is coming off on my hands."

 

[parodyluvr75]

"my hovercraft is full of eels."

 

[parodyluvr75]

I poisoned your macaroni and cheese.

 

[MNGuy]

Blablah, bablah.

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