The Gospel According To Jbj

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

RACHEL DOLEZAL and BRUCE JENNER dominate the news. Opinions are all over Hell and Creation. One camp insists theyre deluded, another camp insists its a civil rights struggle for SELF DETERMINATION, that each of us has a fundamental right to be who we say we are.

So what if I think I'm Jesus or Napoleon? Hospital patients often brawl over who is the real Jesus on the ward. I once had a patient pregnant with Elvis' baby, 11 years after he died.

From where I sit its too much like being in the middle of a double bind where I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. Endorse the wrong Jesus and the pissed Jesus turns her dog loose on you.

 

[Aphro]

RACHEL DOLEZAL and BRUCE JENNER dominate the news. Opinions are all over Hell and Creation. One camp insists theyre deluded, another camp insists its a civil rights struggle for SELF DETERMINATION, that each of us has a fundamental right to be who we say we are.

So what if I think I'm Jesus or Napoleon? Hospital patients often brawl over who is the real Jesus on the ward. I once had a patient pregnant with Elvis' baby, 11 years after he died.
From where I sit its too much like being in the middle of a double bind where I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. Pick the wrong Jesus and the pissed Jesus turns her dog loose on you.

What if you want to be Jesus AND Napoleon?

A little despotic Jesus in French military uniform.

Mon dieu.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What if you want to be Jesus AND Napoleon?

A little despotic Jesus in French military uniform.

Mon dieu.

Are you speaking of Hillary?

Still, the problem is always with the endorsement. All devoutly believe theyre General Jesus, but we all knew them when they were mere corporals.