Auditions to replace part of Byron for me on Lit

[Noor]

Byron was a pretty unique individual and irreplaceable, but a few things he did could possibly be done by someone else, maybe not as well or in Latin but I am sure someone could do a respectable job.

I am referring to his handling of random PMs I receive. The way it worked was:
I got a random pm, forwarded it to Byron, he responded in some fashion to it, and they never darkened my pm box again.

If anyone is interested, I got one this morning:

subject:Gym
what size breasts do u have?

Please post your responses and let me know if you are interested filling in for/replacing Byron in this area.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

*subscribes*

 

[Aquagal]

Byron was a pretty unique individual and irreplaceable, but a few things he did could possibly be done by someone else, maybe not as well or in Latin but I am sure someone could do a respectable job.

I am referring to his handling of random PMs I receive. The way it worked was:
I got a random pm, forwarded it to Byron, he responded in some fashion to it, and they never darkened my pm box again.

If anyone is interested, I got one this morning:

subject:Gym
what size breasts do u have?

Please post your responses and let me know if you are interested filling in for/replacing Byron in this area.

Just ignore and delete them?

 

[Recidiva]

I can't. Not qualified.

The best answer to that question is no answer.

 

[Noor]

Just ignore and delete them?

I have been doing that, some tend to try again, multiple times so I put them on ignore but it was a lot less trouble and more fun when Byron made them go poof, plus I am getting a lot of guys on ignore.

 

[Bert Notorius]

fuck it. i'll do it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Byron was a pretty unique individual and irreplaceable, but a few things he did could possibly be done by someone else, maybe not as well or in Latin but I am sure someone could do a respectable job.

I am referring to his handling of random PMs I receive. The way it worked was:
I got a random pm, forwarded it to Byron, he responded in some fashion to it, and they never darkened my pm box again.

If anyone is interested, I got one this morning:

subject:Gym
what size breasts do u have?

Please post your responses and let me know if you are interested filling in for/replacing Byron in this area.

This is sooooooo tempting....

 

[Debbie]

I love random pms.

If they are civil or are making an enquiry I politely reply.

If they are all sexxxy time and icky?

I send back a response like this:

Random pmer: Hi sexy lady a/s/l

Me

vintage/undecided/in your dreams

Or

Random pmer:

wanna chat?

Me: Yes

Random pmer: Cool

Me: Uhuh

Random pmer:

i have fantasies

Me: ok

Random pmer: got any pics?

Me: Sorry I have to go. It looks like rain outside and my favourite granny knickers are on the line

 

[Recidiva]

I have been doing that, some tend to try again, multiple times so I put them on ignore but it was a lot less trouble and more fun when Byron made them go poof, plus I am getting a lot of guys on ignore.

Heh. Did you just forward them to him?

That'd work. I could make an alt for you, I would check in!

I'm pretty good at pissing people off.

 

[Recidiva]

Okay, so male alt, 100 posts to get an Av.

Let's go with Copernicus:

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/02/copernicusatwork2.jpg

Dear prospective breast appreciator:

The young lady in question has requested I handle her correspondence vis as vis breast size as she is quite busy and may speak to you later if necessary, if I determine it to be so.

Why do you need to know?

What size are your hands?

Please forward measurements according to this template:

Do please label appropriately:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/18/article-0-065A4CA3000005DC-97_634x607.jpg

Your servant,

Escritoire

 

[Noor]

I love random pms.

If they are civil or are making an enquiry I politely reply.

If they are all sexxxy time and icky?

I send back a response like this:

Random pmer: Hi sexy lady a/s/l

Me

vintage/undecided/in your dreams

Or

Random pmer:

wanna chat?

Me: Yes

Random pmer: Cool

Me: Uhuh

Random pmer:

i have fantasies

Me: ok

Random pmer: got any pics?

Me: Sorry I have to go. It looks like rain outside and my favourite granny knickers are on the line

It has been my experience that if I answer in any manner they just keep trying.

 

[Recidiva]

It has been my experience that if I answer in any manner they just keep trying.

Oh, absolutely. I posted a quote the other day that politeness is often construed as flirting.

A lot of people will be reasonable though. Not everyone, there are a few that will not respond to reason and take any sort of continued conversation as invitation.

But on the basis of those first few questions, I have formed some really unlikely and fun conversations and even friendships, so I still have at it.

 

[Killswitch1]

I love random pms.

If they are civil or are making an enquiry I politely reply.

If they are all sexxxy time and icky?

I send back a response like this:

Random pmer: Hi sexy lady a/s/l

Me

vintage/undecided/in your dreams

Or

Random pmer:

wanna chat?

Me: Yes

Random pmer: Cool

Me: Uhuh

Random pmer:

i have fantasies

Me: ok

Random pmer: got any pics?

Me: Sorry I have to go. It looks like rain outside and my favourite granny knickers are on the line

No wonder you dont understand the concept of stalking.

 

[Killswitch1]

Tell them you have genital warts.

That would work on me.

 

[fluffPE]

Oh, absolutely. I posted a quote the other day that politeness is often construed as flirting.

A lot of people will be reasonable though. Not everyone, there are a few that will not respond to reason and take any sort of continued conversation as invitation.

But on the basis of those first few questions, I have formed some really unlikely and fun conversations and even friendships, so I still have at it.

You weren't flirting with me? '

 

[Recidiva]

You weren't flirting with me? '

You're special.

Don't tell anybody.

 

[fluffPE]

You're special.

Don't tell anybody.

They already know I'm special!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Forwarding emails to someone else for your personal amusement seems rather scummy. This is an adult oriented website so random PMs will often be adult in nature. Why can't you just delete and block?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

subject:Gym
what size breasts do u have?

Answer: Family size

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6nWZrK3OlvU/URQGVqkisKI/AAAAAAAAYTI/HkVStQbYeJ4/s1600/Great+Value+Frozen+Chicken+Breasts.JPG

All you need to do is let loose your cheeky, frisky, creative side and have fun with the fuckers.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Response: Thank you for your unsolicited inquiry about my girlfriend Noor's anatomy. The only breasts I feel like talking about are the kind that are oven roasted and I don't know you well enough to discuss those. I will tell you that the u in your message should be spelled you. You should also know we have no interest in talking to you but we hope you do find someone with your same spelling disability to communicate with.

Birdy

PS. Leave my woman alone.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Answer: Family size

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6nWZrK3OlvU/URQGVqkisKI/AAAAAAAAYTI/HkVStQbYeJ4/s1600/Great+Value+Frozen+Chicken+Breasts.JPG

All you need to do is let loose your cheeky, frisky, creative side and have fun with the fuckers.

Haha, I like this!

 

[Adre]

Forwarding emails to someone else for your personal amusement seems rather scummy. This is an adult oriented website so random PMs will often be adult in nature. Why can't you just delete and block?

You are so right.

 

[lovetoread]

I cannot get anyone to do this for me, so I just ignore the fuckers.

Tis not hard to do.

 

[Debbie]

No wonder you dont understand the concept of stalking.

I do understand since I was stalked by my ex for nearly 6 months till he was caught in the act.

Have you provided proof yet to Laurel or taken your concerns to the police?


I think that Mike Yates is a very odd individual and could well be obsessive/compulsive.

You do know that if you were being accused of stalking Laurel would give you the benefit of the doubt too till there was proof.


Apologies Noor for the hijack.

 

[pink]

I ignore them. If they write back, I ignore them, etc, etc, etc.