Tell me how you'd fuck a waif.

[ElijaRDC]

I would think it would be prudent to be gentle so as not to get poked by protruding bones and also so that you don't break him or her.

But I could be wrong.

 

[jameslewis]

I read this wrong, I thought it was "How to duck a wave." Never mind.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I read this wrong, I thought it was "How to duck a wave." Never mind.

You should start that thread yourself!

 

[just4friends]

3 of top 10

You are doing better than most "real" threads

 

[ElijaRDC]

You are doing better than most "real" threads

I have a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

[1sickbastard]

I have a certain je ne sais quoi.

If you "je ne sais quoi", how do you know you have it?
Generally one needs to be able to define a thing before one can quantify it.

Just sayin'.

 

[tedsbeds]

Fuck a Waif?

I would think it would be prudent to be gentle so as not to get poked by protruding bones and also so that you don't break him or her.

But I could be wrong.

Why? Waif:a homeless and helpless person, especially a neglected or abandoned child. I don't think so.

 

[tedsbeds]

Fuck a Waif?

I would think it would be prudent to be gentle so as not to get poked by protruding bones and also so that you don't break him or her.

But I could be wrong.

Now, ride a wave. I could do that!

 

[Clearvision]

Fucking a waif is a delicate business

 

[cliteatingman]

waif: a very skinny person, esp a woman

From behind

 

[Garryguitar]

I think a lot of licking first might be called for.....to bring her to maximum wetness.

 

[Garryguitar]

I would think it would be prudent to be gentle so as not to get poked by protruding bones and also so that you don't break him or her.

But I could be wrong.

I rather think a lot of preliminary licking might be a called for....and I think I'd rather like her on top.

 

[Garryguitar]

So, how come the waif question? I've just been to your pic thread (WOW! By the way) and you clearly aren't one, lovely as you are.

 

[RawHumor]

So, how come the waif question? I've just been to your pic thread (WOW! By the way) and you clearly aren't one, lovely as you are.

It's a parody thread to go along with the "Tell me how you'd fuck my wife" type threads that have been popular lately.

 

[ElijaRDC]

If you "je ne sais quoi", how do you know you have it?
Generally one needs to be able to define a thing before one can quantify it.

Just sayin'.

Congratulations, you know the literal translation of "je ne sais quoi." But apparently you aren't familiar with the common usage.

 

[1sickbastard]

Congratulations, you know the literal translation of "je ne sais quoi." But apparently you aren't familiar with the common usage.

Actually, I am.
It's an idiom for an undefinable quality which lends itself to an individual's allure or charm.
For example, it's the "it" factor which makes the difference between a clothes model for Old Navy and supermodel who makes six figures per shoot.

When used self-referentially, it just sounds silly.

 

[cunnilingual2]

Congratulations, you know the literal translation of "je ne sais quoi." But apparently you aren't familiar with the common usage.

As Dr. Evil said, "She has a certain, what the French call 'a certain, I don't know what'."

 

[ChainedUp]

So hard she'd crave a dozen donuts to help fatten up and lessen the thrusting impact.....

 

[SpicySweets]

Mmm... Donuts. *licks lips*

 

[ElijaRDC]

Actually, I am.
It's an idiom for an undefinable quality which lends itself to an individual's allure or charm.
For example, it's the "it" factor which makes the difference between a clothes model for Old Navy and supermodel who makes six figures per shoot.

When used self-referentially, it just sounds silly.

Oh no, someone thinks I sound silly... however will I sleep tonight??

EDIT: Also, silliness was kind of the point.

 

[anwen]

some of us are thin , some like me often go hungry , but the answer to the question is a real man would fuck a waif with tenderness , caring , and gentleness if she wanted him