Looking to role play

[ArthurW]

,........,..............

 

[Wordsworth]

Hi I'm looking for some one to role play with. You tell me what you are are into and we can go from there. I'm open to any thing. If you want to shoot the shit (talk) ok.

I would love to shoot the shit (talk) with you, Arthur!

 

[Wordsworth]

Doesn't do any good to delete it after I quote it, Arthur.

 

[ArthurW]

How many identity have you stolen MasterWoodworth? If you can brake into this mans email then how hard is it to plant information into peoples threads as you are mine. I use this to prove you have that ability. Even you bio information mirrors my main information.

 

[Wordsworth]

How many identity have you stolen MasterWoodworth? If you can brake into this mans email then how hard is it to plant information into peoples threads as you are mine. I use this to prove you have that ability. Even you bio information mirrors my main information.

That part was really tricky...like I had to type "Gainesville" in the box when I made this parody. I kept putting the "E" in the wrong spot.

 

[ArthurW]

Proof of identity theft MasterWoodworth. My my you are bold so who else have you done or are you just braking into their emails and accounts?

 

[Wordsworth]

Proof of identity theft MasterWoodworth. My my you are bold so who else have you done or are you just braking into their emails and accounts?

What "proof?" you delusional old creep?

 

[ArthurW]

Answer the questions? These people need to know what to look what to expect.

 

[Wordsworth]

Answer the questions? These people need to know what to look what to expect.

Which people?

 

[ArthurW]

All the people on this site.

 

[Wordsworth]

All the people on this site.

All of them?

*blink*

Was there a meeting?

 

[ArthurW]

Yes all about you so you can tell them everything at least your strange point of view.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

You two can make an evening, sometimes, with all the bickering you do. Sure you're not married?

 

[Wordsworth]

You two can make an evening, sometimes, with all the bickering you do. Sure you're not married?

Well....he told me he was single but his wife doesn't think so....

Also, he seems to have some funny ideas about his role as a bottom.

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/video/stills/muppets5-large.jpg

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Well....he told me he was single but his wife doesn't think so....

Also, he seems to have some funny ideas about his role as a bottom.

*laughs* That was the perfect photo for my question.

Personally, I think he's confused about everything in his life and is here to just waste people's time.

 

[ArthurW]

I have not been married for 20 years. ~Elizabeth~

 

[Wordsworth]

*laughs* That was the perfect photo for my question.

Personally, I think he's confused about everything in his life and is here to just waste people's time.

I think he has been embellishing and dissembling since about 1960. At this point, as he is forming his responses they are "real" to him in the moment. He leads some sort of Walter Mitty existence imagining he is a player in his local kink scene but also manages to keep it together enough to have some plausible reason for why he is online. He likes 'em young and they make a new batch every year and just enough of them respond to him for a pm or two for him to feel like the very next one is going to be his faithful slave.

He complained once that PMs trail off after no more than three. Sounds about right.

 

[Wordsworth]

I have not been married for 20 years. ~Elizabeth~

Case in point.

His (second? maybe third?) wife probably divorced him around 1995. He married Kay in 2000. Since he already dug his heels in that the guy with an email of artkay@____________ has never met anyone named Kay, he simply writes her out of the screenplay in his head. Much simpler than divorce, or admitting, "Yeah, I'm married what of it?"

 

[ArthurW]

Love your train of thought but I need to know who all I suppose to have married. Boys and girl all names and dates married and divorced. Would love to hear more on the other me oh an I should tell you this place has ears.

 

[Wordsworth]

Love your train of thought but I need to know who all I suppose to have married. Boys and girl all names and dates married and divorced. Would love to hear more on the other me

I got the idea that you had at a minimum two and most likely three ex-wives since you didn't say "my ex-wife" (singular) or "Neither of my ex-wives" (plural) when you said:

None of my ex's were named Kay and I have not been married in years. I think he is a lucky man.

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oh an I should tell you this place has ears.

Ears? This is a text medium.

 

[ArthurW]

That's right can you think?

 

[Wordsworth]

That's right can you think?

You think?

 

[Wordsworth]

I'm curious, Arthur. Of all the potentially embarrassing things you've said since you've been here, why did you feel the need to delete the following the other day?

Hi I'm looking for some one to role play with. You tell me what you are are into and we can go from there. I'm open to any thing. If you want to shoot the shit (talk) ok.

What is it about that particular post that you find embarrassing?

 

[Wordsworth]

MasterWoodworth are you okay?

Just ducky, you?

 

[Wordsworth]

You still haven't explained what it is about this particular thread that embarrasses you so much. It looks kind of dumb but no worse than any of your other threads.

You're so embarrassed about it that you tried to erase it just the other day.