husband is sleeping and I'm fingering my elf on the shelf

[Wild_Honey_66]

his name is Buddy.

 

[Noor]

Silly

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Thats funny because my name is Buddy and I'm an elf.

I guess I am on the wrong shelf.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Silly

I like smiling. smiling's my favorite.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thats funny because my name is Buddy and I'm an elf.

I guess I am on the wrong shelf.

come over here and sit by me. *crooks finger at you*

 

[Take_charge]

Your elf is still there?...mine left months ago

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Your elf is still there?...mine left months ago

I'm a member of the elf-on-the-shelf-of-the-month club.

 

[jezzilee]

*giggles and decides to keep an eye on this thread*

 

[hashtag45]

this thread is growing so fast cracking up!
Wild-Honey, please try the same thing with the "Fingerfucking 2" sequel it's the lewdest of them all

 

[BoyNextDoor]

come over here and sit by me. *crooks finger at you*

Yes ma'am

http://cdn.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/12/52a8d3cdc3e80.JPG

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yes ma'am

http://cdn.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/12/52a8d3cdc3e80.JPG

Buddy, why do I still have my clothes on?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

this thread is growing so fast cracking up!
Wild-Honey, please try the same thing with the "Fingerfucking 2" sequel it's the lewdest of them all

sorry, no can do. Buddy wore me out.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Buddy, why do I still have my clothes on?

You were shy. But you only have your top on. Just sayin'

Soon it will be this ..

http://guymanningham.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/elf-on-a-shelf-doggystyle-sex.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You were shy. But you only have your top on. Just sayin'

Soon it will be this ..

forgive me for being timid? I've never been with an elf-on-the-shelf before.

I see you left your hat on.

 

[MWM4more]

Lucky Elf

I would love to be there for you to finger while your hubby is asleep

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I would love to be there for you to finger while your hubby is asleep

any man who pops his posting cherry on my thread deserves three fingers up his arse.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

any man who pops his posting cherry on my thread deserves three fingers up his arse.

Damn! are you writing the next episode of Outlander?

 

[cryingalien]

any man who pops his posting cherry on my thread deserves three fingers up his arse.

Can you help me ? I only have two fingers?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Damn! are you writing the next episode of Outlander?

never seen it.

also, your eyes are the most mesmerizing shade of blue-- green-- yellow-- pink-- purple.

Can you help me ? I only have two fingers?

possibly, but you'll have to earn it.

 

[thør]

this thread is growing so fast cracking up!

Crack up or crack down?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Crack up or crack down?

I prefer crack-side-up for butt sex. how about you?

 

[cryingalien]

Spread'em

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Spread'em

you prefer to spread 'em?

okay. hang on a sec, let me step into my harness...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Sup honey? How you?

 

[thør]

I prefer crack-side-up for butt sex. how about you?

It's definitely an intimate position.