What's your type?

smoothg103rd

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Ladies:
Nerd vs bad boy.
Skinny guy vs fat guy.
Muscles vs Ripped
Ladies man vs One woman man
Charmer vs clumsy
Sweet heart vs heart breaker.
Push over vs put his foot down.
Mama boy vs lone wolf

Fellas:
Big butt vs little butt
Most popular vs geek
Feisty vs clam
Slut vs housewife
Party girl vs book warm
Too easy vs hard to get
Fashion vs wear whatever
Attitude vs push over.



You got to pick one from every category. Maybe I'll add more. But fuck it, I'm high.
 
Nice list.

I could put up with anything from the top one - but for the 'Mama boy'.


I bet 99% of fellas will go for these:

big butt.
geek. clam.
housewife.
book warm.
too easy.
wear whatever.
push over
 
Nice list.

I could put up with anything from the top one - but for the 'Mama boy'.


I bet 99% of fellas will go for these:

big butt.
geek. clam.
housewife.
book warm.
too easy.
wear whatever.
push over

Not me
I would pick
Big butt
Geek (or popular doesn't really matter to me)
Feisty
Housewife (but a slut in the bed)
Hard to get
Fashion
Attitude
 
Not me
I would pick
Big butt
Geek (or popular doesn't really matter to me)
Feisty
Housewife (but a slut in the bed)
Hard to get
Fashion
Attitude


Big butt?
Hear that, ladies ?
Smoothg, you're our hero !
 
Big butt?
Hear that, ladies ?
Smoothg, you're our hero !

I wouldn't mind a skinny chick. But I love em thick. I'm a ass man. That ideal supermodel weighting 105 pounds isn't attractive to me. A big ass just turn me on. I don't mind the love handles either. I just like that ass to shake when I'm hitting from the back. And 105 girls can't do that for me.

Pardon my language if I'm offending anybody. It's not my intent, but fuck it I'm high.
 
Don't know how to answer these, smooth. I also like big butts and I cannot lie, but as for the rest:

I dig popular girls who turn out to have a geeky side; outwardly feisty girls who turn out to have a shy side; slutty housewives; well-read party girls; hard-to-get girls who are all too easy once you've found the right groove together; fashion plates who look just as good lounging around the house in sweats; and girls who can have attitude when they need to but aren't afraid to be vulnerable.

So I don't know which one to pick from most of the categories.
 
Don't know how to answer these, smooth. I also like big butts and I cannot lie, but as for the rest:

I dig popular girls who turn out to have a geeky side; outwardly feisty girls who turn out to have a shy side; slutty housewives; well-read party girls; hard-to-get girls who are all too easy once you've found the right groove together; fashion plates who look just as good lounging around the house in sweats; and girls who can have attitude when they need to but aren't afraid to be vulnerable.

So I don't know which one to pick from most of the categories.

I see what you are saying. I wouldn't mind either way on most of them myself. Like I really wouldn't care if she was a geek or most popular. We all wouldn't mind which one. But if you were in a had to choose situation, which ones would you pick? Like had to choose.
 
Okay had to choose (big butts already stipulated):

Most popular vs geek
Feisty vs clam
Slut vs housewife
Party girl vs bookworm
Too easy vs hard to get
Fashion vs wear whatever
Attitude vs push over
 
Okay had to choose (big butts already stipulated):

Most popular vs geek
Feisty vs clam
Slut vs housewife
Party girl vs bookworm
Too easy vs hard to get
Fashion vs wear whatever
Attitude vs push over

Cool.
 
Nerd vs bad boy.

I like the smart evil genius bad boys, they never run out of ideas.

Skinny guy vs fat guy.

Middle ground here, I like to know that the man holding me in his arms can protect me, yes, even from rabid bears.

Muscles vs Ripped

He doesn't have to be ripped, but he has to be strong. How else is he gonna pin me down if I "don't want" him to?

Ladies man vs One woman man

I think I am enough to keep him busy.

Charmer vs clumsy

Charmer, but...if I make him a little nervous, that's okay too.

Sweet heart vs heart breaker.

For some reason, I like the heart breakers, taming them is fun.

Push over vs put his foot down.

This is the easiest smooth ~ puts his foot down

Mama boy vs lone wolf

I am not his babysitter!
 
Nerd vs bad boy.
A combination of both - Maybe a nerd on the outside and a bad boy on the inside?

Skinny guy vs fat guy.
As long as not morbidly obese or skinnier than I am, we're good.

Muscles vs Ripped
Has to be able to open all the jars I cannot open, etc...otherwise again don't really have a preference.

Ladies man vs One woman man
In a fantasy world he would be a ladies man turned one-woman man, but definitely needs to be a one-woman man

Charmer vs clumsy
Charmer - clumsy makes ME awkward.

Sweet heart vs heart breaker.
Definitely no heart breaker, but cannot be TOO much of a sweetheart...they end up in the "friend zone."

Push over vs put his foot down.
Middle ground here- I need someone who can tell me no but also someone who will let me win occasionally.

Mama boy vs lone wolf
Again, neither! My ex was BOTH of these and it was awful. Never, ever again. His mama boy tendencies ended up turning me into his mother as he couldn't seem to function without one and his lone wolf tendencies didn't mesh with my very social self. Hence, the ex status!
 
Nerdy bad boy
don't care
don't care
don't care
Charmer
don't care
yes
wolf
 
Ladies:
Nerd vs bad boy.
Skinny guy vs fat guy.
Muscles vs Ripped
Ladies man vs One woman man
Charmer vs clumsy
Sweet heart vs heart breaker.
Push over vs put his foot down.
Mama boy vs lone wolf

I wish some of these werent true...but these are my honest choices for what I typically fall for...

Bad boy. But I especially love one with a little nerd inside. I like to talk about video games and sci fi movies and space documentaries.

I don't care too much about body size. Like someone else said, not morbidly obese or incredibly thin. Of course I do prefer someone with a nice body.

I like bigger muscles, but again, very low on my priority list.

Ladies Man. This is one that I wish were the opposite.

Charmer.

Heartbreaker. Again, horrible choice. But I like them.

Puts his foot down.

Lone wolf. (Although I wouldn't define this as the opposite of a mama's boy. I like a guy who is social and likes his family.)
 
You got to pick one from every category. Maybe I'll add more. But fuck it, I'm high.


Fellas:
Big butt vs little butt- not huge, but I like some curve and something to grab

Most popular vs geek neither really, but popular is usually annoying

Feisty vs clam- I assume you mean calm...

Slut vs housewife- Lady in the street freak in the bed a "professional with a slut side

Party girl vs book warm- Neither...
Too easy vs hard to get -lean towards a chase.
Fashion vs wear whatever easy one.
Attitude vs push over. I like tude leads to fun times.
 
In other words everything when they want it, how they want it at the time.
 
Reads once more like smoot the wannabe thug...

...is still campaigning hard for hoss of the GB Playgrounder gang.
 
Nerd vs bad boy.

Bad Boy....but I do like a little nerd/geek in them.


Skinny guy vs fat guy.

As long as its not too far in either direction it doesn't matter

Muscles vs Ripped

Real muscle not gym muscle, I like a guy with a set of hard muscles because he's done some hard labor, not some suit who works out before he hist his desk

Ladies man vs One woman man

One woman man, key word man, players are boys.

Charmer vs clumsy

Umm....neither, clumsy can be kind of endearing I guess charmer alsways seems insincere to me.


Sweet heart vs heart breaker.

Rather not have my heart broken, but too sweet is no fun at all or I wouldn't have answered bad boy.

Push over vs put his foot down.

Foot down. Does not mean I'll listen, but I like someone who has their own mind.

Mama boy vs lone wolf

Easiest of the bunch. Lone Wolf. I am the woman in your life, not your mama and I am your partner not your second mama.

I'm Sicilian and let me tell you, you can't find a bigger mama's boy than an Italian guy, swore from the time I was old enough to date I would never marry or even date one.
 
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Reads once more like smoot the wannabe thug...

...is still campaigning hard for hoss of the GB Playgrounder gang.

What's your thing with Playgrounders? I've never gone over there, so have no idea why people here have contempt for them.
 
Eyer is right that this seems more like a thread you would find in the playground. This is probably why it's not taking off over here while if it were over in that for everyone would be playfully discussing their type. Just my observation.

To the thread topic: my type is smart, confident, at least a little bit geeky/nerdy, and physically stronger than me.
 
What's your thing with Playgrounders? I've never gone over there, so have no idea why people here have contempt for them.

I know your post was directed at Eyer but I have to admit that initially I posted pretty much anywhere I wanted, and more so predominantly in the GB. Recently, I have avoided the GB simply for the fact that there is so much contempt for those that post in the Playground. But I think I really don't care anymore.

I think the PG is fun for mindless interaction after a crappy day but I don't like being limited to it when I actually want conversation. If people aren't going to like me for wanting to cross-post so be it.
 
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