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[Persephonegreen]

Hello,

Joined to try and improve writing and join the community's


I hope you are all well.

Persephone.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hi Persephone,

This guy has been looking for you. If he offers you any pomegranate seeds, don't eat them, it's a trick.

Luv,

Birdie

 

[DesEsseintes]

Welcome. You may encounter an ex fighter pilot: an all-round American hero who will try to convince you to move such introductory posts to the Author's Hangout, because on the GB people will be awful to you. Have no such fears. People here are absurdly kind and welcoming.

Settle down by the fire, kick off your shoes, help yourself to the decanter (it's all on JAJ's tab and he isn't checking any more) and tell us all about yourself.

Also, please consult with Spacekowboy, our resident ornithologist, about any tits you may have seen recently.

 

[Conager]

I am guessing you were referring to the Sr71 guy? The Sr71 also known as the Blackbird was a high altitude high speed reconnaissance plane. It was designed to outrun threats, not fight them.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I am guessing you were referring to the Sr71 guy? The Sr71 also known as the Blackbird was a high altitude high speed reconnaissance plane. It was designed to outrun threats, not fight them.

Sorry! It's like getting muddled up between Grindybellows and Furbleweeds, or whatever, in Harry Potter - when it comes to reading cheap fantasy I often get blurred over the details.

 

[KaseE]

Welcome!

Hello,

Joined to try and improve writing and join the community's


I hope you are all well.

Persephone.

Welcome, Persephone!

I hope you enjoy yourself here as much as I do.

 

[oggbashan]

Welcome. You may encounter an ex fighter pilot: an all-round American hero who will try to convince you to move such introductory posts to the Author's Hangout, because on the GB people will be awful to you. Have no such fears. People here are absurdly kind and welcoming.

...

If you want to watch an active community in action, warts and all, the General Board is the place to be.

If you want to improve your writing, visit the Authors' Hangout, Story Feedback and How To forums as well.

You might find that a small use of the Ignore function could improve your experience of the General Board. Ignoring 3 or 4 people will make a real difference.

 

[AllyRose]

Welcome.

Come and have a drink with me!

 

[AllyRose]

Welcome. You may encounter an ex fighter pilot: an all-round American hero who will try to convince you to move such introductory posts to the Author's Hangout, because on the GB people will be awful to you. Have no such fears. People here are absurdly kind and welcoming.

Settle down by the fire, kick off your shoes, help yourself to the decanter (it's all on JAJ's tab and he isn't checking any more) and tell us all about yourself.

Also, please consult with Spacekowboy, our resident ornithologist, about any tits you may have seen recently.

You mean our resident hornythologist.

 

[Lord Pmann]

FYI- All dicks on this forum are 7" or greater.

 

[JohnnySavage]

FYI- All dicks on this forum are 7" or greater.

Interesting that you put 7" as your lower datum point, Stubby. Are you trying to drag down the average?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You mean our resident hornythologist.

Now I feel ashamed. What a miss!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Interesting that you put 7" as your lower datum point, Stubby. Are you trying to drag down the average?

He's talking about radius.

 

[SkAoUt]

He's talking about radius.

So juvenile and yet...

 

[Persephonegreen]

Haha thanks guys!

Very welcoming and informative.

I'll have a drink as long as it's water. No alcohol for me!

pers x

 

[Lord Pmann]

Interesting that you put 7" as your lower datum point, Stubby. Are you trying to drag down the average?

Uh, I wasn't talking about my dick. Have you seen it? It's magnificently large.

See it and weep.

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151449_ewdad/budoir.JPG

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151446_q5xem/b.JPG

 

[JohnnySavage]

Haha thanks guys!

Very welcoming and informative.

I'll have a drink as long as it's water. No alcohol for me!

pers x

WTF????


I don't trust anyone that doesn't drink.


...or anyone with a goatee.

Because, really, a goatee is just the GED of facial hair.

 

[Persephonegreen]

Uh, I wasn't talking about my dick. Have you seen it? It's magnificently large.

See it and weep.

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151449_ewdad/budoir.JPG

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151446_q5xem/b.JPG

I assume this is 100% accurate?

pers x

 

[Persephonegreen]

WTF????


I don't trust anyone that doesn't drink.


...or anyone with a goatee.

Because, really, a goatee is just the GED of facial hair.

Makes me sick unfortunately! Straight away I mean.

pers

 

[Lord Pmann]

WTF????


I don't trust anyone that doesn't drink.


...or anyone with a goatee.

Because, really, a goatee is just the GED of facial hair.

I don't drink. But I don't have a goatee.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I assume this is 100% accurate?

pers x

It's on the Internet, innit?

 

[Persephonegreen]

Lol that is totally true x

 

[Noor]

WTF????


I don't trust anyone that doesn't drink.


...or anyone with a goatee.

Because, really, a goatee is just the GED of facial hair.

I don't drink alcohol

 

[Persephonegreen]

Could start a club x

 

[AllyRose]

I'll be outside the clubhouse... boozing it up.