The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature

[WolfLarsen]

The Manifesto of Illiterate Literature
a call for literary masturbation by the Grand Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature: Wolf Larsen


It’s time to unite English literature with the fishes in the sea!

It’s time for blow jobs to become correct grammatical structures!

It’s time for all writers to take their blowup dolls out on romantic dates!

It’s time for Oscar Wilde’s anus to become the church hall of literary tradition!

It’s time for orgies in all the universities!

It’s time to unite all whorehouses under the great tradition of Shakespeare’s sonnets!

Now is the time for alcoholic writers to unite in a naked carnaval of endless sex & joy & music!

We are all the zombies of sex goddess poetry! Cleopatra is our divine fertility goddess of the Muse!

England shall be invaded by the transvestite goddesses of illiterate literature at once!

All English teachers should dress up in dominatrix outfits and whip their audiences with correct English grammatical sex!

The time has come to unite the black & white & brown skins in the S&M dungeons of poetry!

Everybody should marry their own penis! Including people that don’t have penises!

I love you all! And when I whip you with the beautiful torture of my literature you can feel my love for you! For I am the Illiterate Messiah of Illiterate Literature!

I am the Messiah of all ridiculousness! I announce the beautiful kingdom of glorious ridiculousness! And illiterate literature shall create the reality of this glorious land, which shall spontaneously be created by the illiterate authors themselves! In other words, a constantly changing Paradise created by the dreams & fantasies of the writers creating reality with their pens!

It’s time to procreate with the masses the illiterate literature of all our wet dreams! It’s time for our wet dreams to become literary movements! It’s time for literary movements to become world wars! Only nuclear Armageddon will free the atoms in our brains for all eternity! Welcome the nuclear Armageddon with a new surrealistic poetry of wet dreams!

Goodbye human race! Embrace the mushroom clouds! Embrace the end of literature!

 

[lovecraft68]

Its time to make deepthroating an official verb

 

[Handley_Page]

Anyone know if he's had his medication today please ?

 

[lovecraft68]

Anyone know if he's had his medication today please ?

Wolf reminds me of the in living color skits by damon wayans where he played a character that would use a lot of fancy words but use them all incorrectly

 

[lovecraft68]

Anyone know if he's had his medication today please ?

Double post

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its time to make deepthroating an official verb

Don't you mean GERUND? or DEVERBAL NOUN?

 

[sr71plt]

As a gerund yes, but "deepthroat" as a verb would be useful too--although I already use it that way. And a ruling on whether it's closed or hyphenated.

 

[Handley_Page]

As a gerund yes, but "deepthroat" as a verb would be useful too--although I already use it that way. And a ruling on whether it's closed or hyphenated.

To my mind, Hyphenated: Deep-throat.

 

[lovecraft68]

As a gerund yes, but "deepthroat" as a verb would be useful too--although I already use it that way. And a ruling on whether it's closed or hyphenated.

I add the ing to it....

She was deepthroating him...odds are I am totally making the word up, but....wouldn't be the first time.

 

[sr71plt]

To my mind, Hyphenated: Deep-throat.

I wouldn't/don't (even though it misleads spellcheck into accepting it--because both "deep" and "throat" are good in their separate rights). This flies in the face of the general rule on hyphenation (which is antihyphenation--notice no hyphen there? "Anti" words are covered in the dictionary; almost none are hyphenated). The U.S. usage rule is to use hyphens only if explicitly listed in the dictionary with a hyphen. As "deepthroat/ing" isn't listed in the dictionary, a hyphen would be doubling the mistake.

 

[glynndah]

The original post really needs to be centered.

 

[sr71plt]

The original post really needs to be centered.

Or run upside down.

 

[robertreams]

"It’s time to unite English literature with the fishes in the sea!"


I don't see the fishes in the sea deciding to use their fins to swim backwards.

 

[SamScribble]

"It’s time to unite English literature with the fishes in the sea!"

I don't see the fishes in the sea deciding to use their fins to swim backwards.

The thing about fishes is: they do their best work when no one is watching.

 

[Handley_Page]

"It’s time to unite English literature with the fishes in the sea!"
I don't see the fishes in the sea deciding to use their fins to swim backwards.

But they can and, sometimes, Do.

The thing about fishes is: they do their best work when no one is watching.

Sad, int' it?

 

[oggbashan]

The thing about fishes is: they do their best work when no one is watching.

God in the Quad
Ronald Knox

There was a young man who said, "God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad."

REPLY
Dear Sir:
Your astonishment's odd:
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours faithfully,
GOD.

 

[Katiecat]

Its time to make deepthroating an official verb

It isn't? Darn.

Anyone know if he's had his medication today please ?

It sounds like he may have had medication -- maybe just not his own?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

When in doubt about modern sexual terms, consult the Urban Dictionary. The general consensus seems in favor of 'deepthroat' as a one word noun/verb although a minority go for two words. Never hyphenated.

LC, as JBJ told you in a roundabout way, the -ing form should not be a simple verb.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, the Urban Dictionary. Yes, I think that would be a good guide to go to for sex words if they aren't in Webster's/Oxford. And, in this case, closed (deepthroat) or open (deep throat) as a verb both seem to be struggling for acceptance. As a verb, then, I'd go with "deepthroat," just because open verbs can be confusing.