20 questions

[justherhusband]

Hi J,
Solo, that's an easy one! it was yesterday! It was good... kinda spontaneous as I was adding some detail to that story you requested jeez I better get busy on today! I wouldn't want to get rusty now would I?

With hubby.... Hmmmmm it's been a good while and from what I recall it was just plain old vanilla sex!
But plain old vanilla isn't always so bad, eh?

Mirage xx

No, it's definitely not the worst thing in the world. Plain old vanilla is what Mrs J and I seem to do best. Even when it's just avearge, it's still better than going without it!

 

[Mirageme65]

No, it's definitely not the worst thing in the world. Plain old vanilla is what Mrs J and I seem to do best. Even when it's just avearge, it's still better than going without it!

I agree! Do you think there's any such thing as bad sex between two consenting adults?

 

[justherhusband]

Bad? No. I don't think that's the right word for it because it's not unpleasant. But it can become routine and boring. And who wants routine, boring sex with someone you love and are completely devoted to? Slow and gentle lovemaking is great sometimes. But other times lust-fueled, rabid fucking is what you need.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Ask me anything! Answering questions turns me on!

Gilbert Gnarley did this skit already.

 

[RuReal]

I agree! Do you think there's any such thing as bad sex between two consenting adults?

Sorry I know I was not asked, but yes yes there is.

 

[Mirageme65]

Who the hell is Gilbert Gnarly?
And why should I care if he already "did this skit?"

 

[Josephep2003]

A question

Do you get turned on when someone writes a story using your name and theirs and if so why?

 

[Mirageme65]

Do you get turned on when someone writes a story using your name and theirs and if so why?

Well yes! Of course I do Joseph! What lady in her right mind would pass up the opportunity to be a main character in an erotic tale?
Why?
Because I imagine that story would have a very personal spin.
I could play it over and over again in my imagination, which BTW, is quite fertile. and never forget the names and roles of the players involved...

 

[Josephep2003]

Who the hell is Gilbert Gnarly?
And why should I care if he already "did this skit?"

20 questions for a man and 20 questions for a woman are quite different. I would never ask to do a guy.....

 

[earth7913]

If I walked up behind you and put a blindfold on you so that you didn't know who I was. Then stripped you naked, tied your wrists to your ankles with your legs spread apart. Continued by telling you to not make a sound as I took advantage of you from behind, would you be able to be quiet? and would you enjoy it?

 

[Mirageme65]

If I walked up behind you and put a blindfold on you so that you didn't know who I was. Then stripped you naked, tied your wrists to your ankles with your legs spread apart. Continued by telling you to not make a sound as I took advantage of you from behind, would you be able to be quiet? and would you enjoy it?

Well, well, hello Earth!
You have thought out that scenario quite throughly
Hmmm I'd have a pretty good guess that my "assailant" would be good to me...
Sooo yes that sounds rather intriguing, indeed!

On the other hand... If I felt threatened for real... Well let's just say this MamaBear wouldn't hesitate to protect herself LOL!

 

[earth7913]

Well, well, hello Earth!
You have thought out that scenario quite throughly
Hmmm I'd have a pretty good guess that my "assailant" would be good to me...
Sooo yes that sounds rather intriguing, indeed!

On the other hand... If I felt threatened for real... Well let's just say this MamaBear wouldn't hesitate to protect herself LOL!

Hmmm, I would suspect that you would have a good time since I would be good to you.

Hope your enjoying the re-emergence of your question thread. Unfortunately I guess I am out of questions for now

 

[Mirageme65]

Hmmm, I would suspect that you would have a good time since I would be good to you.

Hope your enjoying the re-emergence of your question thread. Unfortunately I guess I am out of questions for now

Well, I'm quite sure you will think of something

 

[Josephep2003]

Another Question

If you were sexting with someone who was supposed to be female but turned out to be male or the other way around would you continue to chat with them?

 

[Mirageme65]

If you were sexting with someone who was supposed to be female but turned out to be male or the other way around would you continue to chat with them?

Ya know Josephep2003 I think I would, I would be hurt, but because I'm a sensitive woman, I'd want to know why that person felt the need to be dishonest... Or felt the need to hide who they are. We'd likely end up being good friends!

 

[thebeesknees]

Perhaps this has been asked before but here goes.....of all the questions you have been asked are there any that you just think are to out of bounds for you to answer....is there one question that actually made you wish they had not asked it???

Because you are a lady who puts herself out there I want to send you some flowers cause I never met a lady who did not like flowers and you are more honest than most




that's all lit would let me send you

 

[Mirageme65]

Perhaps this has been asked before but here goes.....of all the questions you have been asked are there any that you just think are to out of bounds for you to answer....is there one question that actually made you wish they had not asked it???

Because you are a lady who puts herself out there I want to send you some flowers cause I never met a lady who did not like flowers and you are more honest than most




that's all lit would let me send you

Awww thank you for the lovely flowers! (Lit won't let me send you a rose)

There wasn't really one particular question... I was a little uncomfortable answering those that dealt with my childhood. They were/are the questions that cause me a bit of pain; however, being able to discuss events from the past, without fear of judgement, is helpful when navigating the present...

Thank you for asking... I do miss my thread. Perhaps you have breathed some life into it.

~M~

 

[thebeesknees]

okay here is one for you.....


How long will it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle???


This is an old joke that the hens in the barnyard would use on the unlucky grasshopper that stumbled into the chicken pen...as the grasshopper thought about the answer the hens would eat him alive.

More flowers for you sweets...

 

[Mirageme65]

okay here is one for you.....


How long will it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle???


This is an old joke that the hens in the barnyard would use on the unlucky grasshopper that stumbled into the chicken pen...as the grasshopper thought about the answer the hens would eat him alive.

More flowers for you sweets...

HAHAHA! Would you believe I googled it? Lol

Some questions for you...
1. Does the grasshopper have only one leg the wooden one? Or....
2. Does he have 3 insect legs plus a wooden leg? Or....
3. Does he have 4 insect legs plus a spare wooden leg?

Yes, yes, I would have been devoured!

 

[thebeesknees]

Why do I find myself so strongly attracted to you and your words....do you feel something like I do...can we turn this into more than a chat????

 

[Mirageme65]

Why do I find myself so strongly attracted to you and your words....do you feel something like I do...can we turn this into more than a chat????

Perhaps the attraction is because I have quite a good imagination.

 

[thebeesknees]

Yes I believe that could be it but I think there is so much more to you than just your imagination....they say beauty is only skin deep so....wanna go skin diving?

Once again flowers for you and wishing you a very happy mother's day cause I know you deserve it

 

[Mirageme65]

Yes I believe that could be it but I think there is so much more to you than just your imagination....they say beauty is only skin deep so....wanna go skin diving?

Once again flowers for you and wishing you a very happy mother's day cause I know you deserve it

Oh I have many layers...
Some are sweet
Some are savory
Some are even a bit bitter...
But they are all me.

 

[thebeesknees]

Who has seen the wind
neither you nor I
but when the tress bow down their heads
the wind is passing by

 

[thebeesknees]

what are you going to be doing this summer for fun???